The Blarghalyzer - TFC Server Log Parser

>:::CYANIDE:::<

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FLAG DROPPED [75] [25]

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Negative [90/50]

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[*4.1]

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>:::CYANIDE:::<

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>:::CYANIDE:::<

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>:::CYANIDE:::<

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i dont

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[2.25]

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[2.25]

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dont worry bout me

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[2.25]

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[*4.1]

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LOl

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i think so

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if i try really hard

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[2.25]

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[*4.1]

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how do i record a demo

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hf is bd at giving head

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anyone?

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haha

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open console

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and type

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and type

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[2.25]

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[*4.1]

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quit

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record imretarded

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you dont need to record demos

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duh

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[2.25]

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WTH IS A CLIT

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[*4.1]

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[2.25]

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[2.25]

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[2.25]

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[2.25]

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[2.25]

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HELP

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RECORD DEMOS

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DEMON SCOUT

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brb gotta piss

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soldier reporting

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Need medic or engineer! Only 40 health and 43 armor!

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[MEDIKA]*[ !I HAVE KEY/FLAG! ]*[H:59|A:61]

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[MEDIKA]*[ !READY FOR RELAY! ]*[H:46|A:55]

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Affirmative [1/66]

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Affirmative [1/66]

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FAIL!

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FLAG DROPPED [1] [0]

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FLAG DROPPED [1] [0]

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out

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[MEDIKA]*[ !I HAVE KEY/FLAG! ]*[H:59|A:79]

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Need medic or engineer! Only 54 health and 1 armor!

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Need medic or engineer! Only 28 health and 110 armor!

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Need medic or engineer! Only 28 health and 110 armor!

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Affirmative [105/120]

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Affirmative [105/120]

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Need medic or engineer! Only 17 health and 82 armor!

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Need medic or engineer! Only 17 health and 82 armor!

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FLAG DROPPED [100] [24]

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FLAG DROPPED [100] [24]

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FLAG DROPPED [77] [0]

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Need medic or engineer! Only 59 health and 58 armor!

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[MEDIKA]*[ !I HAVE KEY/FLAG! ]*[H:42|A:43]

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Need medic or engineer! Only 24 health and 28 armor!

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is ovo legal?

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AGT-StonerSmurf-A-EE

[O] OK - YES - ROGER [ H 90 | A 100 ]

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yes

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dont be ga

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...

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gay

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their ovoin us

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grow some balls then

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lol

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Health: 90 | Armor: 100 | Lastseen: auto! hf_ ... I Need Backup!!!

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FLAG DROPPED [100] [118]

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FLAG DROPPED [100] [118]

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srati9rs

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STATUS:|30|28|= FLAG DROPPED =|

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STATUS:|44|14|= FLAG DROPPED =|

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FLAG DROPPED [100] [27]

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FLAG DROPPED [100] [27]

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AGT-StonerSmurf-A-EE

[D] INCOMING|OUTGOING MAIN|ENT![ H 88 | A 91 ]

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FLAG DROPPED [41] [0]

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FLAG DROPPED [41] [0]

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FLAG DROPPED [41] [0]

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Need medic or engineer! Only 68 health and 10 armor!

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[2.25]

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[*4.1]

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[2.25]

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[*4.1]

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Need medic or engineer! Only 74 health and 164 armor!

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rofl

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Need medic or engineer! Only 68 health and 88 armor!

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80H 50A HELP!!

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Health: 90 | Armor: 100 | Lastseen: Misfit-CLT- ... I Need Backup!!!

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[2.25]

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[*4.1]

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Need medic or engineer! Only 25 health and 0 armor!

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Need medic or engineer! Only 25 health and 50 armor!

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68H 10A HELP!!

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Need medic or engineer! Only 25 health and 50 armor!

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Need medic or engineer! Only 14 health and 20 armor!

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left hall

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[2.25]

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Need medic or engineer! Only 43 health and 0 armor!

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FLAG DROPPED [17] [0]

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FLAG DROPPED [17] [0]

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[*2.25]

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Affirmative [31/103]

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Affirmative [31/103]

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Affirmative [31/120]

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STATUS:|19|17|= FLAG DROPPED =|

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Affirmative [18/120]

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Affirmative [18/120]

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H:[90] A:[100] Need Medika/Engi!!!

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[4.1]

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[SLAYER]

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[1.875]

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H:[90] A:[100] Need Medika/Engi!!!

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H:[76] A:[80] Need Medika/Engi!!!

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Need medic or engineer! Only 58 health and 43 armor!

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Affirmative [42/98]

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Affirmative [42/98]

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Affirmative [42/98]

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Affirmative [42/98]

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Need medic or engineer! Only 49 health and 24 armor!

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[*4.1]

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Affirmative [10/65]

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Affirmative [10/65]

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Affirmative [77/120]

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FLAG DROPPED [9] [0]

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FLAG DROPPED [9] [0]

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FLAG DROPPED [9] [0]

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STATUS:|8|28|= FLAG DROPPED =|

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Need medic or engineer! Only 65 health and 77 armor!

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80H 10A HELP!!

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Need medic or engineer! Only 40 health and 0 armor!

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STATUS:|27|33|= FLAG DROPPED =|

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STATUS:|27|33|= FLAG DROPPED =|

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Affirmative [29/120]

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Affirmative [29/120]

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Affirmative [16/120]

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Need medic or engineer! Only 6 health and 21 armor!

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STATUS:|-17|15|= FLAG DROPPED =|

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STATUS:|-17|15|= FLAG DROPPED =|

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yar

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[SKOUT]*[ !I HAVE KEY/FLAG! ]*[H:6|A:34]

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