The Blarghalyzer - TFC Server Log Parser

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<--- SOLDIER

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heal me you fuck!!1 [: -3 | 0 :]

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* CLANG CLANG * Ready for action

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woot

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im in other spawn bitches

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i can't play in here

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hw?

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seriously, get some one else ive you can

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ach whats prob

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if you*

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i dunno dude, some servers just jack me

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[: 90 | 50 :] "ven can play but whats wrong"

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this is one of them

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[: 90 | 50 :] "yea me too"

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my traceres lag like hell

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[soldier] [70 / 0] "lol"

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and i can't aim

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since steam :/

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go find venom then

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[soldier] [32 / 0] "this is a matter of nationalistic pride"

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lol...the "big boys"

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k, peace

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they cant be serious

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ach

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lower ur res

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who is covering for ach?

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venom

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who is ninth?

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get Venom?

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WHAT IS TRONIGHT"S THEME?

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venom!

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klive?

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MEMEMEMEMEM

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gr8 spam mst and pablo

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are o

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MELEE KILLS IS CONTEST

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O ENGY

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[soldier] [24 / 0] "alright boys"

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msot melle = win

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kk D muted

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mrk tag! :x

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[soldier] [24 / 200] "this is a matter of nationalistic pride"

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gl hf

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no love

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see that

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traitor

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heal me you fuck!!1 [: 19 | 0 :]

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I suicided.

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Negative/Cancel That!

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Negative/Cancel That!

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sthu american anthem

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I went boom

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Building Teleporter Enterance

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Negative/Cancel That!

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rofl

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RAMP

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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OFFESEN MY TELE IS ON THE RIGHT SPAWN

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TELE IN WATER

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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lololo

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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EXIT GOING UP

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[D] - Don't Fear! The Flag is Piped!

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EXIT GOING UP

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oh noes

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owned

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[LoTek]Nigerian Offense/Defense 57 Health 24 Armor ~*~ Need Medic/Spawning

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EXIT UPw

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offense

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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blow their water

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[D] - Don't Fear! The Flag is Piped!

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gr8 blow ater

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blow water pab

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spy spawn

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batts

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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fuckkkckckckck

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our o needs to det their water

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TELE IN WATER

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dont shoot that, lol

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Roger That/Affirmative!

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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fucfjcsdg

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[D] - Don't Fear! The Flag is Piped!

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[D] - Don't Fear! The Flag is Piped!

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Need Medic [14|0]

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Need Medic [14|0]

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[CwO]DeathBowl_se## Offense/Defense 32 Health 138 Armor ~*~ Need Medic/Spawning

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[CwO]DeathBowl_se## Offense/Defense 32 Health 138 Armor ~*~ Need Medic/Spawning

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[CwO]DeathBowl_se## Offense/Defense 32 Health 138 Armor ~*~ Need Medic/Spawning

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[CwO]We, please heal/fix me [40|120]

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[CwO]We, please heal/fix me [40|120]

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[CwO]We, please heal/fix me [40|120]

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Negative/Cancel That!

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spy

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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lopl

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Inc. [SPY] [undisguised]

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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fuck

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sumone tell o to

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no sg let them get it ,/

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[soldier] [85 / 158] "ha"

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[soldier] [85 / 158] "get them into the fucking pit"

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[soldier] [85 / 158] "canuck haters"

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win before cbar

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Roger That/Affirmative!

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Roger That/Affirmative!

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Inc. [SPY] disguised as [DEMOMAN]

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rofl

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spy sold!

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spy

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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if u kill cooker, say so

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hes by himself bments

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spy batts

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spy main

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spy main

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Need Medic [8|0]

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Inc. [SPY] disguised as [DEMOMAN]

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Inc. [SPY] disguised as [SOLDIER]

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Inc. [SPY] disguised as [DEMOMAN]

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Inc. [SPY] disguised as [SOLDIER]

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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lef

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SG destroyed [53/50]

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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spy behind

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GO O

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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[D] - HOLY SHIT IM OUT OF POSITION/DEAD!!!

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