The Blarghalyzer - TFC Server Log Parser

(RAWR)**MEDIC**

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[ Heavy Weapons ] Has anyone seen my sammich?

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-{ARES}-DrSuicide

Soldier"

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<|BOMBER|>

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Building Sentry give me your packs ffs! 162

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wtf kind of music do you listen to

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is O or D gonna spawn first??

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-{ARES}-HEMAN

DDDD

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[--5-|-0-] "alright cut the spamz"

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Affirmitive 60H|20A

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Affirmitive 60H|20A

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<|BUILDER|>

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Building Sentry give me your packs ffs! 162

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Building Sentry give me your packs ffs! 162

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[-68-|-16-] "POC IS A LIAR"

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Building Sentry give me your packs ffs! 162

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(RAWR)**SCOUT**

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pm winnar

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------------------------ START OF ROUND ------------------------

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that was me and heman..

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[-80-|-50-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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[-80-|-50-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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(RAWR)**MEDIC**

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[-74-|-35-] Building Dispenser.

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[-64-|-50-] Building Dispenser.

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Flag Tossed. 71H|64A

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[-71-|-39-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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[-64-|-40-] MEDIC/ENGY needed!

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[-40-|-40-] MEDIC/ENGY needed!

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[-19-|-40-] "heal me"

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Flag Tossed. -33H|0A

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[-52-|-5-] Building Dispenser.

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[-52-|-2-] "nice"

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Medic! [68|100]

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Medic! [68|100]

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[--34-|-0-] "cant see people for shit"

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dram lets try 2 engy with this ping

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[--74-|-0-] "beer read this"

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[--74-|-0-] "FIX YOUR FUCKING SERVER"

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^^^^

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no shit

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return it to walmart

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[-47-|-0-] "yay 2 tks"

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this is almost as bad as bM's africa server from 4-5 years ago

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[-80-|-25-] "everyone's pinging like 120+"

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[-70-|-42-] "you mean reset?"

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[-80-|-50-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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[-80-|-50-] "this is bs and a half"

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yeah

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i didnt drop a taco on my foot this match though

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not yet anyway

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[-80-|-50-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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[-80-|-50-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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[-80-|-50-] "no wai dude"

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[-80-|-50-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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20 minutes left

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[-80-|-50-] Building Dispenser.

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[-80-|-10-] "idd"

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hey rey you ever try those sausage burritos at chickfila before

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[-80-|-50-] "mine"

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(RAWR)**SOLDIER**

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what about you earl

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[--1-|-0-] "watch spies. ken need coms from you"

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probably because i didnt see him

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[-9-|-0-] Building Dispenser.

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[-80-|-50-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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[-80-|-50-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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[-80-|-50-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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[-76-|-46-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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[-76-|-46-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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[-80-|-50-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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[--43-|-0-] "LEARN TO DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN INFECT YOU FUCKING MEDICS"

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lol

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(RAWR)**MEDIC**

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someone PLEASE go spy

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[-80-|-50-] "250 guys!!!"

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[-80-|-50-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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[-63-|-0-] Building Dispenser.

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[-63-|-0-] Building Dispenser.

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cmon o :(

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[-80-|-25-] Building Dispenser.

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[--43-|-0-] "comm spies"

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Sasuke

near bottom ramp

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Flag Tossed. 34H|21A

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lol medpacked

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Flag Tossed. -34H|0A

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Flag Tossed. -33H|0A

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[-80-|-50-] "nicely done"

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where's their hw playing o?

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[-65-|-31-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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[--17-|-0-] "i just missed like 3 nades going off"

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[-80-|-50-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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[-65-|-32-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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yeah run on by god forbid u heal us once

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[-15-|-0-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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[-15-|-0-] "fucking server needs a swift kick in the pants"

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[-7-|-0-] "stole that kill i did"

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[-80-|-50-] Building Sentry. Please Cover.

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[-80-|-50-] Building Dispenser.

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[-80-|-50-] Building Dispenser.

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they dropped flag in the pit like abucnh of quuerrs

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[-80-|-50-] Building Dispenser.

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where's their hw playing

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demo's not working too well

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[-80-|-50-] "sry"

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[-80-|-50-] "hahah wow"

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I need a freaking Medic/Engineer! h. 16 a. 195

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[-80-|-25-] "bewm"

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