The Blarghalyzer - TFC Server Log Parser

I am playing as SCOUT

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Playing as SOLDIER

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omfg how they manage that

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i felt nobish

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I'm playing as => SOLJA and I respawn hug like a mofo

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idle

what happened there??

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erm we drew

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idle

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SOLDIER REPORTING

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so so so soz im late

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duck top big ramp

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yes sir

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first, am i forgiven:)?

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shhh

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idle

pah

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l8r

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behe plank

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k23 why dont you talk slut

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idle

erm what about doe btw?

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i'm watching

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i didnt hear n e one else

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ill sit out

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idle

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no i am

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ricey, i talk to u in mIRC bout me being lame. :)

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lol

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[Scout]

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k23, Dcc me that song l80r m8

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sure m8

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hehe behe

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doe..

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ok with 4. could be very hectic

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ricey go engy at start..

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quick cap then ill hw on bunker

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just until we get settled plz

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top ramp?

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[Def] Our laser is deactivated! Defend the flag!!

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[Def] Our laser is deactivated! Defend the flag!!

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[Def] My Position � Main Hall!

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im main ramp

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[Def] Incoming � Lift!

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[Def] Incoming � Lift!

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[Def] Incoming � Pitfall!

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[Def] Incoming � Pitfall!

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[Scout] Ta mate :-)

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~ Suicide ~

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[Def] Heading � Main Hall!

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[Def] Incoming � Lift!

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[Def] Incoming � Main Hall!

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[Def] Incoming � Flagroom!

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i'll do switch on rush

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[Def] Incoming � Pitfall!

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[Def] Incoming � Pitfall!

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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[Def] I've left my position. Area unguarded!

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------------------------ START OF ROUND ------------------------

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Playing as ENGINEER

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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idle

LASERS DOWN!!

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[Def] Incoming � Control Center!

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[Medic]

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I am playing as MEDIC

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[Def] Incoming � Pitfall!

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[Def] Incoming � Pitfall!

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soz

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<A> Sentry gun destroyed! [H58/A50]

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FFS

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[Def] I've left my position. Area unguarded!

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<A> Flag is clear - Cap soon [H18/A0]

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<A> Flag is clear - Cap soon [H18/A0]

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[Medic] Ignore last message!

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****Acknowledged**** [H: 90 A: 100]

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<A> Flag is clear - Cap soon [H20/A0]

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fuckin eleet ffs !!

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idle

LASERS DOWN!!

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<ATTK> NME SENTRY GUN DOWN! GO GO GO! [H: 53 A: 39]

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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idle

SG DOWN!!

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****Acknowledged**** [H: 90 A: 100]

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[Def] Incoming � Flagroom!

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[Def] Incoming � Flagroom!

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[Def] Incoming � Flagroom!

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[Def] Incoming � Flagroom!

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[Def] Incoming � Flagroom!

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spy?

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<A> Flag has been thrown intentionally! Someone go pick it up! [H33/A12]

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fucks sake

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in lasers :/

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[Def] Incoming � Lift!

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[Def] Incoming � Lift!

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*** DEF *** OUT OF POSITION

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idle

LASERS DOWN!!

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[Def] Incoming � Pitfall!

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[Def] Incoming � Pitfall!

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sg on top of fr

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****Acknowledged**** [H: 90 A: 50]

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<ATTK> Attack via FRONT DOOR!

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Scratch My Last Message! [H: 90 A: 100]

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idle

LASERS DOWN!!

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<ATTK> NME SENTRY GUN DOWN! GO GO GO! [H: -114 A: 0]

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lag

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idle

LASERS DOWN!!

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<A> Sentry gun destroyed! [H-6/A0]

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<A> Sentry gun destroyed! [H-5/A0]

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ricey

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ull get tked there

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*D* Our flag: still in flag room

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*D* Our flag: still in flag room

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os lasers

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idle

LASERS DOWN!!

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i aint bothered about that

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INCOMING SPIES PERFORM SPY CHECK!!!!!

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INCOMING SPIES PERFORM SPY CHECK!!!!!

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INCOMING SPIES PERFORM SPY CHECK!!!!!

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idle

our side plank

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behe gone

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*** DEF *** FRIENDLY ENGY COMING TO FLAG ROOM - Please dont hurt me!!

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*** DEF *** FRIENDLY ENGY COMING TO FLAG ROOM - Please dont hurt me!!

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<A> Flag has been thrown intentionally! Someone go pick it up! [H59/A51]

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<A> Flag has been thrown intentionally! Someone go pick it up! [H47/A51]

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***DEF*** BE aware SG nearly DOWN !!!

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*** DEF *** MY SG IS DOWN - AREA NOT SECURE H80/A50 ***

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*** DEF *** MY SG IS DOWN - AREA NOT SECURE H80/A50 ***

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*** DEF *** FRIENDLY ENGY COMING TO FLAG ROOM - Please dont hurt me!!

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*** DEF *** FRIENDLY ENGY COMING TO FLAG ROOM - Please dont hurt me!!

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*** DEF *** FRIENDLY ENGY COMING TO FLAG ROOM - Please dont hurt me!!

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lift

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spy

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[Def] Incoming � Lift!

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*D* Our flag: still in flag room

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*D* Our flag: still in flag room

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<A> Sentry gun destroyed! [H-36/A0]

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[Medic] Ignore last message!

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[Medic] Ignore last message!

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[Medic] Ignore last message!

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[Medic] Ignore last message!

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rice dont run down ramop

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[Medic] Ignore last message!

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please ffs

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<ATTK> ENEMY FLAG at FRONT DOOR / OUTSIDE

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need help ? me fr

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*** DEF *** FRIENDLY ENGY COMING TO FLAG ROOM - Please dont hurt me!!

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*** DEF *** FRIENDLY ENGY COMING TO FLAG ROOM - Please dont hurt me!!

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now or never

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<ATTK> NME Flag Thrown

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<A> Sentry gun destroyed! [H-6/A0]

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<ATTK> NME Flag Thrown

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behe off rw

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ricey

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stay up ramp please m8

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im gewttin in way there

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lol

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plank

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****Acknowledged**** [H: 90 A: 100]

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top ramp area, doorway to coridor

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spy

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[Spy]

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[Spy] <-> Disguising as ENEMY SOLDIER

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[Medic]

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inches dsfsaf

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idle

LASERS DOWN!!

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<ATTK> NME Flag Thrown

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<ATTK> ENEMY FLAG INSIDE LASERS

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*** DEF *** MY SG IS DOWN - AREA NOT SECURE H64/A30 ***

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*** DEF *** MY SG IS DOWN - AREA NOT SECURE H64/A30 ***

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<A> Flag has been thrown intentionally! Someone go pick it up! [H-33/A0]

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in lasers

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[Demoman]

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*** DEF *** OUT OF POSITION

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*** DEF *** FRIENDLY ENGY COMING TO FLAG ROOM - Please dont hurt me!!

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*** DEF *** FRIENDLY ENGY COMING TO FLAG ROOM - Please dont hurt me!!

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*** DEF *** FRIENDLY ENGY COMING TO FLAG ROOM - Please dont hurt me!!

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*** DEF *** OUT OF POSITION

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*** DEF *** FRIENDLY ENGY COMING TO FLAG ROOM - Please dont hurt me!!

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<A> Sentry gun destroyed! [H90/A50]

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<ATTK> ENEMY LAZERS DOWN! GO GO GO!!!

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<ATTK> ENEMY LAZERS DOWN! GO GO GO!!!

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<A> Sentry gun destroyed! [H47/A60]

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<ATTK> ENEMY FLAG at RAMP near NME RESPAWN

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idle

<ATT> Acknowledged! [H 90 A 100]

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OUT OF POSITION

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OUT OF POSITION

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[Def] Incoming � Pitfall!

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[Def] Incoming � Pitfall!

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Incoming Soldier!

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<-> I need a medic and/or engineer! [H7/A1]

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[Demoman] Ta mate :-)

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ENEMY FLAG is good as CAPTURED, return to the offence!

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Nice Play Guys! Keep it up! [H: 17 A: 3]

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soz ricey but i warned you:)

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[Def] Incoming � Pitfall!

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[Def] Incoming � Pitfall!

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Bastard Spy disguised as Soldier!

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IGNORE LAST MESSAGE

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<ATTK> NME SENTRY GUN DOWN! GO GO GO! [H: -12 A: 0]

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[Soldier]

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