Red SGs: | | | Built By | Time Built - Ended | Time Up | Level | Repaired | Kills (L1, L2, L3) | How Ended | Killed By | Killed With | | | doug, not doug | 0:00:16 - 0:00:18 | 0:00:02 | L1 | 0 | 0 (0, 0, 0) | Destroyed | go papi go papi go papi go papi | Super Nailgun |
| doug, not doug | 0:00:49 - 0:01:44 | 0:00:55 | L2 | 2 | 1 (1, 0, 0) | Destroyed | Fat Al | Grenade |
| doug, not doug | 0:01:52 - 0:02:10 | 0:00:18 | L2 | 0 | 0 (0, 0, 0) | Destroyed | go papi go papi go papi go papi | Grenade |
| doug, not doug | 0:02:31 - 0:02:41 | 0:00:10 | L1 | 0 | 0 (0, 0, 0) | Destroyed | go papi go papi go papi go papi | Grenade |
| doug, not doug | 0:02:54 - 0:02:59 | 0:00:05 | L1 | 2 | 0 (0, 0, 0) | Destroyed | Fat Al | Grenade |
| doug, not doug | 0:03:24 - 0:03:30 | 0:00:06 | L2 | 1 | 0 (0, 0, 0) | Destroyed | Fat Al | Super Nailgun |
| doug, not doug | 0:03:50 - 0:03:59 | 0:00:09 | L1 | 0 | 0 (0, 0, 0) | Destroyed | go papi go papi go papi go papi | Grenade |
| doug, not doug | 0:04:58 - 0:05:29 | 0:00:31 | L3 | 5 | 2 (0, 1, 1) | Destroyed | Fat Al | Super Nailgun |
| doug, not doug | 0:06:11 - 0:07:20 | 0:01:09 | L3 | 5 | 1 (0, 0, 1) | Destroyed | Doug | Grenade |
| doug, not doug | 0:07:32 - 0:07:37 | 0:00:05 | L1 | 0 | 0 (0, 0, 0) | Destroyed | go papi go papi go papi go papi | Grenade |
| doug, not doug | 0:07:49 - 0:07:51 | 0:00:02 | L1 | 0 | 0 (0, 0, 0) | Destroyed | [:.Epic.:]RALPH_TRESVANT{Qc} | Grenade |
| doug, not doug | 0:08:07 - 0:08:14 | 0:00:07 | L1 | 1 | 0 (0, 0, 0) | Destroyed | Doug | Grenade |
| doug, not doug | 0:08:33 - 0:08:49 | 0:00:16 | L2 | 0 | 0 (0, 0, 0) | Destroyed | Fat Al | Super Nailgun |
| doug, not doug | 0:09:07 - 0:09:44 | 0:00:37 | L3 | 0 | 1 (0, 1, 0) | Destroyed | go papi go papi go papi go papi | Super Nailgun |
| doug, not doug | 0:10:33 - 0:11:10 | 0:00:37 | L3 | 0 | 1 (0, 1, 0) | Destroyed | go papi go papi go papi go papi | Super Nailgun |
| doug, not doug | 0:11:17 - 0:12:27 | 0:01:10 | L2 | 11 | 1 (0, 1, 0) | Destroyed | Doug | Grenade |
| doug, not doug | 0:13:06 - 0:13:33 | 0:00:27 | L3 | 2 | 2 (0, 0, 2) | Destroyed | Fat Al | Super Nailgun |
| doug, not doug | 0:16:01 - 0:16:27 | 0:00:26 | L3 | 0 | 0 (0, 0, 0) | End of Match | | |
Red Dispensers: | | | Built By | Time Built - Ended | Time Up | How Ended | Killed By | Killed With | | | doug, not doug | 0:01:34 - 0:02:15 | 0:00:41 | Destroyed | go papi go papi go papi go papi | Super Nailgun |
| doug, not doug | 0:06:23 - 0:08:20 | 0:01:57 | Destroyed (Teammate) | d0rku$ | Nail Nade |
Red Tele Entrances:(none)
Red Tele Exits:(none) |