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I'm playing as >> SOLDIER

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I'm playing as => HWFAG and I own.

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[Sc00t0r] reporting in

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Playing as DEMOMAN

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n1 attack :)

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me Hwguy? quick I need to change to D3D

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I'm playing as - MEDIC

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yes/no?

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if u wants rebs

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give fkags to switch def mongs :p

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yes ok

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I don't but I'll do it :P

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SOLDIER REPORTING

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i'll do it if u go fd

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ill do it :p

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no me

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ill do pipe

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meme memem

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rebs do u want fd

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lol

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if wanted:P

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boo

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some defender nicked 2 of ma caps

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lol

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wasn't me

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i only had 1

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me neither

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pah

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fluek give flkag to def on ofire fs

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played all anyway

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was good game

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I am playing as DEMOMAN

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pah u no notin!1

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aye

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<ATTK> NME Flag Thrown

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<ATTK> NME Flag Thrown

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<ATTK> NME Flag Thrown

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we won:)

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where am I?

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jooser just selfish biatch

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ah fukin sound, brb

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duck fd

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<ATTK> NME Flag Thrown

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kkk

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tru :D

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fd d better do better than prac foos

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[HWGuy] reporting in

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omg me fd

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ill try FraS

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lol

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we're fucked

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INCOMING!!

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anyone else can say "I wanna fatty" :P

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whos fd with me?

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oh gawd

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its only lbu :o

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be gfine

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muaha

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INCOMING LOWER

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INCOMING LOWER

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INCOMING LOWER

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>D< Our Flag -> in WATER below bridge

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that ok?

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>D< Our Flag -> WATER TUNNEL

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>D< Our Flag -> RAMP ROOM

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>D< Our Flag inside FRONT DOOR

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>D< Our Flag -> ATTIC

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hpw i get rid of echo?

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I can bhop all over the place on this :(

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I am playing as DEMOMAN

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me fr emg?

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ooo

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seems bit wierd now :(

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my ping shitty agin

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[Def] My Position � Door!

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[Def] My Position � Door!

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[Def] Incoming � Main Hall!

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[Def] Incoming � Main Hall!

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[Def] Incoming � Attic!

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[Def] Incoming � Attic!

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[Def] Enemy at � Attic!

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[Def] Enemy at � Attic!

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have helen and paul shagged yet?

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I'll go RR 1st

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yeh fras

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deed is done

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omg!!!!!

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[Def] My Position � Door!

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[Def] My Position � Door!

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[Def] Heading � Door!

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[Def] Heading � Door!

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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ho ho

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[Def] I've left my position. Area unguarded!

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[Def] I've left my position. Area unguarded!

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------------------------ START OF ROUND ------------------------

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I'm playing as => ENGY and I love emps

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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wtf am i: P

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Playing as ENGINEER

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FR eng

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I am SETTING a DET PACK [H: 62 A: 80]

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I am playing as SCOUT

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<ATT> I am heading VIA WATER TUNNEL

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INCOMING SPIES PERFORM SPY CHECK!!!!!

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INCOMING SPIES PERFORM SPY CHECK!!!!!

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INCOMING SPIES PERFORM SPY CHECK!!!!!

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INCOMING SPIES PERFORM SPY CHECK!!!!!

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Acknowledged

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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I am playing as MEDIC

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INCOMING via Water

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INCOMING via Water

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tun

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[HWGuy] In Position [H 100 A 300]

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out

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[Def] Incoming � Main Hall!

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[Def] Incoming � Main Hall!

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Thanks meh Duck :o)

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:)?

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fras throing nail grens at e :P

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me :PPP

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i'm feelin pressure :P

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Incoming Enemy in WATER TUNNEL!

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Gimme some ARMOUR [57H|137A]

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gah

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ffs annoying sg

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Gimme some ARMOUR [57H|137A]

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Gimme some ARMOUR [57H|137A]

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ricemong

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soz :)

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[HWGuy] Need Engy and/or Medic [Health 32 | Armor 60]

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[HWGuy] Need Engy and/or Medic [Health 32 | Armor 60]

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armour

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Gimme some ARMOUR [54H|132A]

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Gimme some ARMOUR [54H|132A]

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Gimme some ARMOUR [54H|132A]

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Gimme some ARMOUR [54H|132A]

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Gimme some ARMOUR [54H|132A]

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annoying engi

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[DEF] Incoming/Outgoing > Water Tunnel

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[DEF] Incoming/Outgoing > Water Tunnel

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Incoming Enemy in WATER TUNNEL!

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[Def] Our Sentry was destroyed! Defences breached!!

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[Def] Our Sentry was destroyed! Defences breached!!

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I am playing as MEDIC

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[HWGuy] In Position [H 100 A 300]

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muaha soz

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[Def] Incoming � Attic!

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[Def] Incoming � Attic!

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[HWGuy] Need Engy and/or Medic [Health 85 | Armor 247]

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was full :P

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[DEF] Enemy in > Flag Room

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[DEF] Enemy in > Flag Room

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Incoming to LIFTS on GROUND Level

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Incoming to LIFTS on GROUND Level

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Incoming to LIFTS on GROUND Level

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<ATTK> I am travelling via NME WATER TUNNEL [H: 78 A: 100]

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<ATTK> I am Attacking towards/at FR. Require Backup [H: 78 A: 100]

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Incoming to LIFTS on GROUND Level

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[Def] Incoming � Main Hall!

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[HWGuy] Need Engy and/or Medic [Health 67 | Armor 179]

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lol oops

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<ATT> Sentry Gun AT => FLAG ROOM

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soz

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>D< I am out of position, possible incoming. COVER ME

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>D< I am out of position, possible incoming. COVER ME

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[Def] Incoming � Main Hall!

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go solt imo please

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<ATT> I am behind you [TPC]*GNX*! [H 82 A 81]

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iom going rr

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[Def] My Position � Main Hall!

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ops

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<ATT> I am heading VIA WATER TUNNEL

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I'm playing as => SOLJA and I respawn hug like a mofo

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fucok

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INCOMING!!

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INCOMING!!

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Incoming to LIFTS on GROUND Level

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[Def] Incoming � Attic!

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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[Def] Defend Area! � Flagroom!

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Incoming From ATTIC

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Incoming From ATTIC

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dont conc from fd side please

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concd me twice

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>D< I am out of position, possible incoming. COVER ME

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>D< I am out of position, possible incoming. COVER ME

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>D< I am out of position, possible incoming. COVER ME

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>D< I am out of position, possible incoming. COVER ME

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[DEF]Where is Our Flag/Key?

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>D< Our Flag -> dropped OUT of water near/on bridge

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>D< Our Flag -> dropped OUT of water near/on bridge

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water

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Aye Aye Cappin!

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[SELF-KILL] Wot a way to go :o(

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INCOMING via Water

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INCOMING via Water

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timo wake up

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oops

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[Def] I've left my position. Area unguarded!

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[Def] Incoming � Main Hall!

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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go FR rice :{P

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fucking fly on my asccreen

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>D< Our Flag -> dropped OUT of water near/on bridge

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>D< Our Flag -> dropped OUT of water near/on bridge

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bridge

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****Acknowledged**** [H: 90 A: 100]

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[Def] Incoming � Attic!

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[Def] Incoming � Attic!

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I am Behind/Next to you [TPC]Fluke

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<ATT> Acknowledged! [H 56 A 41]

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wp rice

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boo

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pld timbo

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[Def] Incoming � Main Hall!

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[Def] Incoming � Main Hall!

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Incoming to LIFTS on GROUND Level

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Gimme some ARMOUR [79H|127A]

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[HWGuy] In Position [H 100 A 300]

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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Incoming Enemy in WATER TUNNEL!

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Incoming Enemy in WATER TUNNEL!

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Incoming Enemy in WATER TUNNEL!

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INCOMING via Water

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INCOMING via Water

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INCOMING via Water

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INCOMING via Water

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[DEF] Incoming/Outgoing > Water Tunnel

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[DEF] Incoming/Outgoing > Water Tunnel

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Gimme some ARMOUR [79H|127A]

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Gimme some ARMOUR [79H|127A]

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[DEF] Enemy in > Flag Room

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[DEF] Enemy in > Flag Room

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[HWGuy] Negative > Unable to comply [H 100 A 300]

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[Def] Incoming � Attic!

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ffs

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Gimme some ARMOUR [63H|127A]

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Incoming to LIFTS on GROUND Level

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[Def] Incoming � Main Hall!

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[Def] Incoming � Main Hall!

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INFECTED - KEEP CLEAR. [54H 94A]

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[Def] Incoming � Main Hall!

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Aye Aye Cappin!

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I am need of a medic/engy. [38H 94A]

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suicide

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Gimme some ARMOUR [47H|142A]

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I am playing as SOLDIER

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[Def] Incoming � Door!

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[Def] Incoming � Door!

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[Def] Incoming � Door!

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[Def] Incoming � Door!

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med fd

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lol ffs

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[DEF] Enemy in > Flag Room

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[DEF] Enemy in > Flag Room

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SG DOWN!!

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SG DOWN!!

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Incoming to LIFTS on GROUND Level

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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INCOMING via Water

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INCOMING via Water

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i played muppet style there

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I am playing as DEMOMAN

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Incoming Enemy in WATER TUNNEL!

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Incoming => Medic!

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[HWGuy] Understood > Responding [H 80 A 232]

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timo can u handle door?

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no it's too big :)

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lol

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i help offy?

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for a cap

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or stay?

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kkk

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u stay

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no point :o

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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[HWGuy] Need Engy and/or Medic [Health 49 | Armor 121]

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[HWGuy] Need Engy and/or Medic [Health 49 | Armor 121]

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[Def] Incoming � Main Hall!

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[Def] Incoming � Main Hall!

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[Def] Incoming � Attic!

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attic

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muaha

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duck keep to rr when i'm outside maybe

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u know gap bit

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aye

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[HWGuy] Need Engy and/or Medic [Health 49 | Armor 121]

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$$ LBU|Crespo is near me $$

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[Def] Incoming � Main Hall!

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[Def] Heading � Door!

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[Def] Heading � Main Hall!

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lol shot

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diredt hit

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[HWGuy] Need Engy and/or Medic [Health 39 | Armor 87]

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rice!!

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[Def] Incoming � Well!

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[Def] Incoming � Well!

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fook

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hehe

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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[HWGuy] Need Engy and/or Medic [Health 36 | Armor 82]

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[HWGuy] Need Engy and/or Medic [Health 36 | Armor 82]

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[HWGuy] Need Engy and/or Medic [Health 36 | Armor 82]

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INFECTED - KEEP CLEAR. [100H 200A]

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[Def] Enemy at � Attic!

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[Def] Enemy at � Attic!

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rice!!! :P

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[Def] Enemy at � Attic!

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[Def] Enemy at � Attic!

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[HWGuy] Need Engy and/or Medic [Health 29 | Armor 73]

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[Def] Incoming � Flagroom!

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[Def] Incoming � Flagroom!

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[DEF] Enemy in > Flag Room

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[DEF] Enemy in > Flag Room

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[DEF] Enemy in > Flag Room

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[Def] Our Sentry was destroyed! Defences breached!!

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[Def] Our Sentry was destroyed! Defences breached!!

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**NME Sentry Gun DOWN**

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<ATT> Sentry Gun AT => FLAG ROOM

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<ATT> Sentry Gun AT => FLAG ROOM

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[HWGuy] In Position [H 100 A 300]

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timo ourside?

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[DEF] Incoming/Outgoing > Water Tunnel

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[DEF] Incoming/Outgoing > Water Tunnel

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[Def] My Position � Main Hall!

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[Def] My Position � Main Hall!

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<ATT> I am behind you [TPC]:::K23:::! [H 90 A 100]

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[Def] Enemy at � Attic!

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[Def] Enemy at � Attic!

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[Def] Enemy at � Flagroom!

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I am playing as MEDIC

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faras

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out!

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MEDIC

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MEDIC

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MEDIC

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Enemy Flag thrown from FROOM

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<ATTK> ENEMY FLAG at/next to FLAG ROOM BRIDGE (Water maybe)

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I'm playing as => MEDIC, and i'll try not to conc my own team the whole time

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mong

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where?

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nooo

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Incoming >> MEDIC

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Incoming >> MEDIC

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Incoming >> MEDIC

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Incoming >> MEDIC

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Incoming >> MEDIC

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I'm playing as => SPY and yes David Shayler is an ugly fat bast

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water

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>D< Our Flag -> in WATER below bridge

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>D< Our Flag -> in WATER below bridge

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>D< Our Flag -> in WATER below bridge

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>D< Our Flag -> in WATER below bridge

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I'm playing as => SOLJA and I respawn hug like a mofo

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>D< Our Flag -> in WATER below bridge

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>D< Our Flag -> in WATER below bridge

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I am out position!!

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ffs

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>D< Our Flag -> dropped OUT of water near/on bridge

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I'm playing as => SCOUT, most pointless class in the world, except sniper and maybe pyro

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>D< Our Flag -> in WATER below bridge

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>D< Our Flag -> in WATER below bridge

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>D< Our Flag -> in WATER below bridge

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>D< Our Flag -> in WATER below bridge

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>D< Our Flag -> dropped OUT of water near/on bridge

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>D< Our Flag -> dropped OUT of water near/on bridge

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>D< Our Flag -> dropped OUT of water near/on bridge

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>D< Our Flag -> dropped OUT of water near/on bridge

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>D< Our Flag -> dropped OUT of water near/on bridge

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Aye Aye Cappin!

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Aye Aye Cappin!

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Aye Aye Cappin!

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Aye Aye Cappin!

0:24:31

Aye Aye Cappin!

0:24:31

Elevator Shaft!

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Aye Aye Cappin!

0:24:31

Aye Aye Cappin!

0:24:31

Aye Aye Cappin!

0:24:31

Aye Aye Cappin!

0:24:31

Aye Aye Cappin!

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Aye Aye Cappin!

0:24:32

Aye Aye Cappin!

0:24:32

Aye Aye Cappin!

0:24:32

Aye Aye Cappin!

0:24:34

THIS MAP MAKES ME PLAY SHITE I WANNA SULK, QUIT, MOAN INSTEAD

0:24:34

THIS MAP MAKES ME PLAY SHITE I WANNA SULK, QUIT, MOAN INSTEAD

0:24:34

THIS MAP MAKES ME PLAY SHITE I WANNA SULK, QUIT, MOAN INSTEAD

0:24:34

THIS MAP MAKES ME PLAY SHITE I WANNA SULK, QUIT, MOAN INSTEAD

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This game is too hard LETS QUIT!

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This game is too hard LETS QUIT!

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This game is too hard LETS QUIT!

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This game is too hard LETS QUIT!

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This game is too hard LETS QUIT!

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[Def] Enemy at � Attic!

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[Def] My Position � Yard!

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