The Blarghalyzer - TFC Server Log Parser

(Team) Now Playing Scout

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Team

blue

Fighter

(Team) Now Playing Medic

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Team

red

(Team) Soldier."

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Team

red

(Team) I am now playing as a DEMOMAN!!

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Team

blue

{kTp}genital warfare

(Team) =MEDIC= BITCHEZ

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MM1

blue

Fighter

so can i play or not?

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MM1

blue

so we can use a ringer

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Team

blue

{kTp}Hart351

(Team) Now playing Soldier

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MM1

blue

{kTp}genital warfare

wow

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Team

red

(Team) Demoman.

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Team

blue

(Team) =[Demo]=

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Team

red

(Team) don't turn off RF

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MM1

red

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MM1

red

No green.

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Server

Fighter(STEAM_0:1:3741284) cannot be validated (possible ringer

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Server

Fighter(STEAM_0:1:3741284) cannot be validated (possible ringer

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Team

red

(Team) lol

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Team

blue

(Team) JIHAD

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Team

red

(Team) fuck that

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Team

red

(Team) no ringers

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MM1

blue

wow you are fucking faggots

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MM1

red

Green

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MM1

red

LOL

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MM1

blue

say yes then say no

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MM1

red

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MM1

blue

You agrred to ringer already...we get 2 restarts regardless

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MM1

blue

{kTp}genital warfare

you just said if we use a ringer then no restart

-0:02:27

MM1

red

Keep it at a friendly level.

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MM1

blue

green

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MM1

blue

is on drugs

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Server

Fighter(STEAM_0:1:3741284) cannot be validated (possible ringer

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Server

Fighter(STEAM_0:1:3741284) cannot be validated (possible ringer

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MM1

red

|3eeR|KingCobra

i did not agree with a ringer sry

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MM1

red

seriously

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MM1

red

no ringer

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MM1

blue

Fighter

i seen it in HLTV

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Team

blue

(Team) drop ground

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MM1

blue

you already said we could

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MM1

red

We appologize for any confusion, and for the long restart.

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Server

Fighter(STEAM_0:1:3741284) cannot be validated (possible ringer

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Server

Fighter(STEAM_0:1:3741284) cannot be validated (possible ringer

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Team

red

(Team) [O/D] I am setting a 5 second detpack, look out!! [90/50]

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MM1

red

|3eeR|KingCobra

i did not

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MM1

blue

dont fucking bribe us with restarts then

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MM1

red

a leader didn't say that

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MM1

red

Thank you kTp.

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MM1

blue

since we get 2 anyways

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MM1

blue

.....

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MM1

red

And have a fun match.

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Team

red

(Team) [O/D] I am setting a 5 second detpack, look out!! [90/50]

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MM1

blue

wow

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MM1

blue

how big is the stick in your ass holy shit

-0:01:42

MM1

blue

uh no

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MM1

blue

who cares tell him not to talk for team is hes not leader

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Team

red

(Team) [O/D] I am setting a 5 second detpack, look out!! [90/50]

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MM1

blue

you guys are my favorite

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MM1

red

lots of insults :(

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MM1

blue

yes

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MM1

blue

i love terrorist

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Team

red

(Team) [O/D] I am setting a 5 second detpack, look out!! [90/50]

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MM1

blue

i live with insults everyday

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MM1

blue

can i join red

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MM1

blue

rofl

-0:01:14

Team

red

(Team) [O/D] I am setting a 5 second detpack, look out!! [90/50]

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Team

red

(Team) I am now playing as a PYRO!!

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Team

red

(Team) Pyro."

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Team

red

(Team) im in fr

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Team

red

(Team) as pyro

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Team

blue

(Team) record ur demos record beerfaggotsr1

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Team

red

(Team) THROWING FLAG [25] [0]

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Team

red

(Team) here max?

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Team

blue

(Team) rgr

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Team

red

(Team) this sux

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Team

red

(Team) I can't get my beer open

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Team

blue

(Team) THE ELE IS BROKEN

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Team

blue

(Team) fucking niggers

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Team

blue

(Team) recording to beerniggers1.dem

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MM1

blue

THE ELE IS BROKEN ZOMG

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Team

blue

(Team) guys lets do it

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MM1

red

gl hf

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MM1

red

ZOMG!!!

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MM1

red

ZOMG!!!

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MM1

blue

Im bringing sexxy back [-2/0]

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MM1

blue

Im bringing sexxy back [-2/0]

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MM1

blue

gl terrorists

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MM1

blue

Im bringing sexxy back [-2/0]

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MM1

red

gl hf guys

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MM1

blue

KEEYA!

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MM1

blue

KEEYA!

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MM1

blue

KEEYA!

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MM1

blue

KEEYA!

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MM1

blue

i hope allah loves you

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------------------------ START OF ROUND ------------------------

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Team

red

(Team) I am now playing as a DEMOMAN!!

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Team

red

(Team) Soldier."

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Server

(v2.4.0) - TFL RingerFree Active - Record Your Personal Demos

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Server

(v2.4.0) - TFL RingerFree Active - Record Your Personal Demos

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Team

blue

(Team) Now Playing Medic

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Team

red

(Team) Medic.

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Team

red

(Team) I am now playing as a MEDIC!!

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Team

blue

(Team) shellpush and pull you down

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Team

red

(Team) [ 82 flesh! 241 steel! ]

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Team

red

(Team) [ 30 flesh! 57 steel! ]

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Team

red

(Team) [ 30 flesh! 57 steel! ]

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Team

red

(Team) [ 68 flesh! 187 steel! ]

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Team

red

(Team) [ 47 flesh! 127 steel! ]

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Team

red

(Team) [ 47 flesh! 127 steel! ]

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MM1

blue

livin lavida loca

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Team

red

(Team) [O] The flag is out! [-57/0]

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Team

red

(Team) [O] The flag is out! [-57/0]

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Team

red

(Team) [O] The flag is out! [-57/0]

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Team

red

(Team) I will be without sound for a minute

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Team

red

(Team) important phone call

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Team

red

(Team) [ 70 flesh! 195 steel! ]

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Team

red

(Team) [ 49 flesh! 125 steel! ]

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Team

red

(Team) [ 49 flesh! 125 steel! ]

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Team

red

(Team) THROWING FLAG [-56] [0]

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Server

(v2.4.0) - TFL RingerFree Active - Record Your Personal Demos

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Server

(v2.4.0) - TFL RingerFree Active - Record Your Personal Demos

0:05:22

Team

red

(Team) I am now playing as a DEMOMAN!!

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Team

red

(Team) THROWING FLAG [73] [65]

0:05:58

Team

blue

(Team) Now Playing Demoman

0:06:09

Team

red

(Team) I am now playing as a SCOUT!!

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Team

red

(Team) THROWING FLAG [18] [2]

0:07:01

Team

red

(Team) [ 43 flesh! 158 steel! ]

0:07:18

Team

red

(Team) I am now playing as a SPY!!

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Team

red

(Team) [O] Disguising as a soldier... [90/25]

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Team

red

(Team) [O] Disguising as a soldier... [90/25]

0:08:29

Team

red

(Team) [O] Disguising as a soldier... [90/100]

0:08:46

Team

red

(Team) [O] Disguising as a soldier... [90/100]

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Team

blue

(Team) =[Medic]=

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Team

red

(Team) [O] Disguising as a soldier... [90/100]

0:09:27

Team

red

(Team) THROWING FLAG [8] [3]

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Team

red

(Team) I am now playing as a SCOUT!!

0:09:39

Team

red

(Team) [ 73 flesh! 199 steel! ]

0:09:55

Team

blue

(Team) Now Playing Medic

0:10:19

Server

(v2.4.0) - TFL RingerFree Active - Record Your Personal Demos

0:10:19

Server

(v2.4.0) - TFL RingerFree Active - Record Your Personal Demos

0:10:50

Team

red

(Team) THROWING FLAG [15] [27]

0:10:50

Team

red

(Team) THROWING FLAG [-1] [4]

0:11:17

Team

blue

(Team) u havbe d3d on?

0:12:05

Team

red

(Team) I am now playing as a MEDIC!!

0:12:31

Team

blue

(Team) =[Soldier]=

0:13:09

Team

blue

(Team) hart

0:13:11

Team

blue

(Team) I cant even move

0:13:19

Team

blue

(Team) im up over 365 now

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Team

red

(Team) THROWING FLAG [15] [10]

0:13:23

Team

red

(Team) THROWING FLAG [-6] [0]

0:13:26

Team

blue

(Team) gen cried and left

0:13:58

Team

red

(Team) lol

0:14:03

Team

red

(Team) lol

0:14:05

Team

red

(Team) [ 72 flesh! 205 steel! ]

0:15:08

MM1

blue

ROFL

0:15:11

MM1

red

lol

0:15:15

Team

red

(Team) yo stutter

0:15:17

Team

red

(Team) let me cap

0:15:19

Server

(v2.4.0) - TFL RingerFree Active - Record Your Personal Demos

0:15:19

Server

(v2.4.0) - TFL RingerFree Active - Record Your Personal Demos

0:15:20

Team

red

(Team) THROWING FLAG [90] [97]

0:15:24

Team

red

(Team) ylol

0:16:17

Team

red

(Team) Affirmative/Gracias

0:16:17

Team

red

(Team) Affirmative/Gracias

0:16:17

Team

red

(Team) Affirmative/Gracias

0:16:51

MM1

red

lol

0:17:07

Team

red

(Team) cmon stutter i asked for the cap

0:17:08

Team

red

(Team) lol

0:17:10

Team

red

(Team) lol

0:17:14

Team

red

(Team) woops

0:17:16

Team

red

(Team) i forgots

0:17:44

Team

blue

{kTp}Hart351

(Team) Now playing Demo!!!!

0:18:47

MM1

blue

JIHAD

0:19:03

Team

red

(Team) let me get this cap

0:19:04

Team

red

(Team) THROWING FLAG [63] [55]

0:19:04

Team

red

(Team) stutter

0:19:06

Team

red

(Team) lol

0:19:30

Team

red

(Team) lol

0:19:40

MM1

blue

can we have a restart

0:19:43

MM1

blue

lol

0:19:44

MM1

red

ROFL

0:19:48

MM1

red

yeah in like 12 mins

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MM1

red

you can have rs for round2

0:20:03

Team

red

(Team) BURNED

0:20:04

Team

red

(Team) HYP

0:20:07

Team

red

(Team) lol jk

0:20:08

Team

red

(Team) I am now playing as a DEMOMAN!!

0:20:10

Team

red

(Team) lol

0:20:12

MM1

red

ROFL

0:20:19

Server

(v2.4.0) - TFL RingerFree Active - Record Your Personal Demos

0:20:19

Server

(v2.4.0) - TFL RingerFree Active - Record Your Personal Demos

0:20:26

MM1

blue

rofl

0:20:28

Team

red

(Team) someone let me get the next cap

0:20:29

Team

red

(Team) lo

0:20:29

MM1

blue

JIHAD

0:20:31

MM1

blue

{kTp}Hart351

lol

0:20:41

Team

red

(Team) fr

0:20:43

Team

red

(Team) I am now playing as a SNIPER!!

0:20:53

MM1

blue

only blue can go sniper sry

0:21:07

MM1

red

fuckz we broke the rules we lose

0:21:14

MM1

red

RAPED

0:21:16

MM1

blue

u just forfeited

0:21:18

MM1

blue

tisk tisk

0:21:23

MM1

blue

that and you are faggots

0:21:28

MM1

blue

can we get a restart

0:21:29

Team

red

(Team) should i snipe xiaok?

0:21:35

MM1

red

why are we fagS?

0:21:36

MM1

blue

can we have a new server

0:21:40

Team

red

(Team) but i own =/

0:21:46

MM1

blue

cause i said so

0:21:50

MM1

blue

why did u emphasize the s?

0:21:52

Team

red

(Team) stop the mm1

0:21:58

Team

red

(Team) they're just going to get worse lolz

0:22:21

Team

red

(Team) fuck you stutter

0:22:22

Team

red

(Team) fuck you

0:22:23

Team

red

(Team) lol

0:23:54

Team

blue

(Team) PYROWNAGE.cfg

0:25:15

Team

red

(Team) stutter rap about pepsi one and beating ktp

0:25:16

Team

red

(Team) Need a Medic 84|200

0:25:18

Team

red

(Team) lol

0:25:19

Server

(v2.4.0) - TFL RingerFree Active - Record Your Personal Demos

0:25:19

Server

(v2.4.0) - TFL RingerFree Active - Record Your Personal Demos

0:25:26

MM1

blue

so about that restart

0:25:35

MM1

red

yup only 6 more mins

0:25:41

Team

red

(Team) lol

0:25:52

MM1

blue

OMGIS THAT RICKY MARTIN

0:25:55

MM1

blue

can i have your autograph

0:25:58

MM1

blue

RICKY MARTIN

0:26:02

MM1

red

only if u shake ur bom bom

0:26:09

Team

red

(Team) lol

0:26:26

MM1

blue

ricky martin onbehalf of the UTO ( united terrorist org. ) i would liketo say we love you

0:26:31

MM1

red

wtf

0:26:39

MM1

red

that shit is really funny to u

0:26:41

Team

red

(Team) i g2g

0:26:43

Team

red

(Team) gg

0:26:43

MM1

blue

yah

0:26:44

MM1

blue

it is

0:26:45

Team

red

(Team) lol

0:26:45

Team

red

(Team) zob

0:26:48

MM1

red

zorbis

0:26:50

MM1

red

plz leave our team

0:26:53

Team

red

(Team) I am now playing as a SOLDIER!!

0:26:54

Team

red

(Team) zorb

0:26:57

MM1

blue

or what dispute

0:26:58

Team

red

(Team) you will be suspended

0:27:01

MM1

blue

HAHAHAHA

0:27:02

Team

red

(Team) if you switch teams in TFL

0:27:03

MM1

red

he can get suspended

0:27:07

MM1

blue

oo no y

0:27:08

MM1

red

{kTp}Zorbissssss

good do it

0:27:08

MM1

blue

hell leave your team if you giveus a restart

0:27:10

MM1

blue

not suspended

0:27:11

MM1

blue

oh boo hoo

0:27:15

Team

red

(Team) Heavy.

0:27:16

MM1

red

He can get banned

0:27:17

MM1

red

why should we give you a restart?

0:27:17

MM1

red

from TFL

0:27:19

MM1

blue

how about that for an ultimatum

0:27:19

Team

red

(Team) [ 80 <flesh 50 <armor ]- sg going up..

0:27:20

MM1

blue

omg banned

0:27:20

MM1

red

if he switches team

0:27:20

Team

red

(Team) [ 80 <flesh 50 <armor ]- sg going up..

0:27:21

MM1

blue

0:27:21

MM1

blue

tfl is for fags

0:27:21

Team

red

(Team) [ 80 <flesh 50 <armor ]- sg going up..

0:27:22

Team

red

(Team) [ 80 <flesh 50 <armor ]- sg going up..

0:27:25

Team

red

(Team) [ 80 <flesh 50 <armor ]- sg going up..

0:27:25

MM1

blue

shut the fuck up nigger

0:27:27

MM1

red

.....

0:27:28

Team

red

(Team) [ 80 <flesh 50 <armor ]- sg going up..

0:27:29

Team

red

(Team) [ 77 <flesh 50 <armor ]- sg going up..

0:27:31

MM1

blue

guys

0:27:32

MM1

red

I am black.

0:27:33

MM1

blue

NIGGER TERRORISTS

0:27:38

MM1

blue

yea who cares

0:27:41

MM1

blue

u are a nigger then

0:27:42

MM1

blue

guys stfu

0:27:45

MM1

blue

green

0:27:46

MM1

blue

NIGGER

0:27:47

Team

blue

(Team) James Bond.cfg

0:27:55

MM1

blue

JIHAD

0:28:16

MM1

blue

{kTp}Zorbissssss

i say we cut off this match like nick burgs head

0:28:21

MM1

blue

HAHAHAH

0:28:32

Team

red

(Team) [ 80 <flesh 50 <armor ]- building dispenser

0:28:33

MM1

blue

lmfao

0:28:34

Team

red

(Team) [ 80 <flesh 50 <armor ]- building dispenser

0:28:36

MM1

blue

JIHAD

0:28:38

MM1

red

hey ahmed

0:28:39

Team

red

(Team) these guys are fuckin herbs

0:28:41

MM1

blue

yes

0:28:47

MM1

blue

sorry guys

0:28:49

MM1

red

0:28:51

MM1

red

ur server r2 right?

0:28:52

MM1

red

How come every time you come around my londy london bridge wanna go down?

0:28:56

MM1

blue

lol we forfeit prob

0:29:03

MM1

blue

not sure

0:29:10

MM1

blue

zorbis is a patriot

0:29:59

------------------------ END OF ROUND ------------------------

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MM1

blue

JIHAD

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MM1

red

0:30:02

MM1

blue

we win

0:30:03

MM1

blue

RAPED

0:30:04

MM1

red

|3eeR|KingCobra

7L(

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MM1

blue