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I'm playing as => SOLJA and I respawn hug like a mofo

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-= Scout Reporting In =-

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I'm playing as >> SOLDIER

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rice

Playing as SNIPER

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[Soldier]

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i getting choke not ploss

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[TPC]Proc.Hpb

behe swap me?

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no me

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Playing as Engy

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[TPC]Proc.Hpb

u had better score ;)

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i think i will mostly be moaning lots tonight

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lol by 1

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the att who moaned most to go plz :)

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is there really any point?

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proc or klzz go spec

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rice

yes

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g u want to att?

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proc, killz, doe and demonrat

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bah

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me def?

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impossable

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i could do demomong

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right :)

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doe demomong

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reey

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fras doorway

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fr att eng?

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behe top slope

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behe?

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demonrat can u do engy?

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in fr?

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rice

why not g?

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g in switch

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i can but not advisable.........

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ricey can u do engy?

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rice

ill do it

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we want clean sheet on this :)

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cheer up :)

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i'm fine

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my gvay ping

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me attack?

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rice

im fine

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yeah demon :)

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woohoo

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me offy?

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rice

was good fun game

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yes

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was nut

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mongs taking grens

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rice

was too

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try not to mention or chat to them about lag plz

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Playing Soldier [Offense]

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rice

thats timo ;)

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was ok once i had sum grens :p

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[OFF] ~ Enemy Flag - BASE ENTRANCE!

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[DEF] ~ Need assistance! Enemy in FLAG ROOM!

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Enemy SPY incoming disguised as SNIPER!

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just try hardest to get switch

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shout if u get it

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+ my respawning as scout didin't help

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we really need scout, med spy sol

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on of

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just get lasers

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rice

remember tis only a game :p

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i deaded meself

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[Soldier] Ta mate :-)

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[Soldier] Ta mate :-)

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[Soldier] Ta mate :-)

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Playing as Medic

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[Demoman]

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I'm playing as => SCOUT, most pointless class in the world, except sniper and maybe pyro

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rice

Playing as ENGINEER

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I'm playing as => SPY and yes David Shayler is an ugly fat bast

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<D> I'm under heavy assault! [H72/A95]

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<D> My SG is in position

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<-> Be alert! Spy spotted as a friendly Soldier!

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-= Spy Reporting In =-

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*D* Our flag: Water

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Playing as Engy

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I'm playing as => ENGY and I love emps

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H90/A50]

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H90/A50]

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I'm playing as => SPY and yes David Shayler is an ugly fat bast

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Thanks [TPC]MrG

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MEDIC

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Gimme some ARMOUR [71H|89A]

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I'm playing as => DEMOMAN

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rice

some idle like

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rice

n/m

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concentrate on sg

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[Demoman] Acknowledged (68 88)

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[Demoman] Acknowledged (68 88)

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rice

oi]

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Sentry Gun(s) down GO GO GO!

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Sentry Gun(s) down GO GO GO!

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I'm playing as => SPY and yes David Shayler is an ugly fat bast

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[DEF] > Incoming > Spiral -{90|100}-

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<-> Be alert! Spy spotted as a friendly Soldier!

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<D> Enemy past my position [H60/A81]

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<-> I need a medic and/or engineer! [H47/A65]

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Incoming => Medic!

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Incoming => Soldier!

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Incoming => Engineer!

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I am about to press the enemy switch

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I am about to press the enemy switch

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I am about to press the enemy switch

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I'm playing as => SCOUT, most pointless class in the world, except sniper and maybe pyro

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-= Scout Reporting In =-

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I'm playing as => SPY and yes David Shayler is an ugly fat bast

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forget about this one

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get ready for next one

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sg flag

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<-> Be alert! Spy spotted as a friendly Soldier!

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-= Medic Reporting In =-

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<D> Enemy past my position [H53/A94]

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[DEF] > Incoming > Spiral -{90|100}-

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Incoming => Medic!

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<-> Be alert! Spy spotted as a friendly Soldier!

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H90/A120]

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H90/A120]

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H90/A120]

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<D> Enemy past my position [H90/A50]

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<D> Enemy past my position [H90/A120]

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<D> Enemy past my position [H90/A120]

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<-> Be alert! Spy spotted as a friendly Soldier!

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at top lift

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ffs

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ah :)

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omg

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4 th time

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<D> Enemy past my position [H90/A50]

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<D> Enemy past my position [H90/A50]

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<-> Be alert! Spy spotted as a friendly Soldier!

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Bastard Spy disguised as Soldier!

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Bastard Spy disguised as Soldier!

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in rr

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I'm playing as => SOLJA and I respawn hug like a mofo

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-= Spy Reporting In =-

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<D> Flag has been lost :( - Reset positions [H90/A50]

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I'm playing as => SPY and yes David Shayler is an ugly fat bast

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Incoming To Switch Room from Ramps

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<-> I need a medic and/or engineer! [H64/A84]

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[Demoman] Ta mate :-)

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<D> Enemy past my position [H3/A32]

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<D> Enemy past my position [H-109/A0]

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[Spy] [TPC]Demonrat I am Right Behind You -{90|100}-

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<D> Enemy past my position [H-18/A0]

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<D> Enemy past my position [H-18/A0]

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*D* I'm coming down the LIFT (fetch a bucket) :o/

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*D* I'm coming down the LIFT (fetch a bucket) :o/

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[OFF] > Meet at > Ramp Room -{90|100}-

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[OFF] > Meet at > Ramp Room -{90|100}-

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[OFF] > Meet at > Ramp Room -{90|100}-

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[Medic] Acknowledged (90 100)

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<D> Enemy past my position [H69/A93]

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gogogo

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gogoog

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now kll1

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<-> I need a medic and/or engineer! [H59/A81]

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[Demoman] Ta mate :-)

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<-> Be alert! Spy spotted as a friendly Soldier!

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rice

offence ~ flag > spiral

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demon il iked u as demo ":)

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gogoog

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kllz

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ok demo it is :o

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H-2/A0]

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<D> Enemy past my position [H-2/A0]

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[DEF] ~ Need assistance! Enemy in FLAG ROOM!

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<D> Enemy past my position [H-2/A0]

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pah

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I am about to press the enemy switch

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I am about to press the enemy switch

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pff

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I am about to press the enemy switch

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I'm playing as => SCOUT, most pointless class in the world, except sniper and maybe pyro

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<-> Be alert! Spy spotted as a friendly Soldier!

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<-> Be alert! Spy spotted as a friendly Soldier!

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<-> Be alert! Spy spotted as a friendly Soldier!

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I'm playing as => SPY and yes David Shayler is an ugly fat bast

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rice

lol

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H89/A120]

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H89/A120]

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-=Demoman=- Reporting In

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I am about to press the enemy switch

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I am about to press the enemy switch

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LASERS DOWN

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LASERS DOWN

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<D> Enemy past my position [H19/A23]

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[Demo] Affirmitive -{90|120}-

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[Demo] Ignore last message!

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H19/A23]

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<-> Be alert! Spy spotted as a friendly Soldier!

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<-> Be alert! Spy spotted as a friendly Soldier!

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<D> Enemy past my position [H90/A50]

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<D> Enemy past my position [H90/A50]

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H19/A19]

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<D> Enemy past my position [H90/A50]

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I am about to press the enemy switch

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I am about to press the enemy switch

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LASERS DOWN

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sg gone

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fr?

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[Demo] Negative -{90|120}-

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[Demo] Negative -{32|36}-

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bloody dropped

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[Demo] Affirmitive -{90|50}-

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Sentry Gun(s) down GO GO GO!

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Sentry Gun(s) down GO GO GO!

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Sentry Gun(s) down GO GO GO!

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[Demo] Affirmitive -{7|21}-

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[Demo] Negative -{7|21}-

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[Demo] Negative -{7|21}-

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[Demo] Affirmitive -{7|21}-

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[Demo] Affirmitive -{7|21}-

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[Demo] Negative -{7|21}-

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[Demo] Affirmitive -{7|21}-

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[Demo] Negative -{7|21}-

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