The Blarghalyzer - TFC Server Log Parser

here it goes again

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okay fresh demos kids

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(v2.4.0) - RECORD PERSONALS. UGC RingerFree monitoring is on.

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(v2.4.0) - RECORD PERSONALS. UGC RingerFree monitoring is on.

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this server = poop :(

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texas server?

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ur still leet ed.

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shush

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[Health] -4918 [Armor] 0

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I think its texas

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how come you didnt play monday

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my ping...

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i did

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[Health] 75 [Armor] 25

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whos the server host?

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[Health] 23 [Armor] 0

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[Health] -28 [Armor] 0

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[Health] -14 [Armor] 0

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[Health] 75 [Armor] 25

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[Health] 75 [Armor] 25

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[Health] 75 [Armor] 25

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mammoth

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[Health] 50 [Armor] 5

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[Health] 50 [Armor] 5

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[Health] 50 [Armor] 5

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[Health] 50 [Armor] 5

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i was playing backdoor

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[Health] 1 [Armor] 0

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[Health] -37 [Armor] 0

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worst spot

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[Health] 75 [Armor] 25

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[Health] 75 [Armor] 25

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[Health] 28 [Armor] 0

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[Health] 28 [Armor] 0

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[Health] -43 [Armor] 0

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[Health] -43 [Armor] 0

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[Health] -43 [Armor] 0

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[Health] -43 [Armor] 0

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[Health] 2 [Armor] 0

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-16 Health | 0 Armor

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-29 0

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[Health] 2 [Armor] 0

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-16 Health | 0 Armor

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[Health] -18 [Armor] 0

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-16 Health | 0 Armor

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-16 Health | 0 Armor

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[Health] -18 [Armor] 0

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-16 Health | 0 Armor

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-16 Health | 0 Armor

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-16 Health | 0 Armor

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[Health] -18 [Armor] 0

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-16 Health | 0 Armor

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-16 Health | 0 Armor

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[Health] -18 [Armor] 0

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-16 Health | 0 Armor

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[Health] -18 [Armor] 0

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[Health] -18 [Armor] 0

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[Health] -18 [Armor] 0

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[Health] -18 [Armor] 0

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chicago servers >>>>>>>>>> texas servers

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[Health] 66 [Armor] 18

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[Health] 66 [Armor] 18

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[Health] 36 [Armor] 0

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[Health] -28 [Armor] 0

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[Health] -28 [Armor] 0

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[Health] -28 [Armor] 0

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I often ask myself

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[Health] -9 [Armor] 0

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[Health] -9 [Armor] 0

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[Health] -9 [Armor] 0

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[Health] -9 [Armor] 0

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Go download some skill , 75|25

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LOLZ

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Go download some skill , 75|25

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LOLZ

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Go download some skill , 75|25

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LOLZ

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Go download some skill , 75|25

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LOLZ

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LOLZ

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LOLZ

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LOLZ

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not my chicago server tonight

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R U 4 SEXES CHAT?

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[Health] 57 [Armor] 11

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did I take the most annoying possible people

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[Health] 57 [Armor] 11

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[Health] 57 [Armor] 11

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[Health] 57 [Armor] 11

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[Health] 57 [Armor] 11

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[Health] 57 [Armor] 11

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[Health] 50 [Armor] 5

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and say hey play tfc with me

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thanks to the spam

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LOLZ

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LOLZ

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LOLZ

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LOLZ

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LOLZ

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[Health] -63 [Armor] 0

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no one on my team will see that last comment

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[Health] -7 [Armor] 0

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Got one!0 ||0

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Bring it on!0 ||0

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Woah.... that was close.0 ||0

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His head will look nice in my trophy room.0 ||0

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Ha Ha I got another one!0 ||0

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Man! Did you see that shot?!0 ||0

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All that targeting range time is going to pay off today.0 ||0

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Wouldn't you like to get one of these blood samples under a microscope?0 ||0

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I love the sound of crunching bone.0 ||0

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Hey! Where's the cream filling?!0 ||0

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Waiter! Come clean up this mess!0 ||0

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LOLZ

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Go download some skill , -2|0

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LOLZ

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Go download some skill , -2|0

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LOLZ

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LOLZ

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Go download some skill , 84|32

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LOLZ

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LOLZ

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LOLZ

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LOLZ

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gl hf

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gl hf again

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gl hf~!11

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gl hf

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bananas for your pieces

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glhf

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gl hf gg and all that

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(v2.4.0) - RECORD PERSONALS. UGC RingerFree monitoring is on.

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(v2.4.0) - RECORD PERSONALS. UGC RingerFree monitoring is on.

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(v2.4.0) - RECORD PERSONALS. UGC RingerFree monitoring is on.

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(v2.4.0) - RECORD PERSONALS. UGC RingerFree monitoring is on.

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(v2.4.0) - RECORD PERSONALS. UGC RingerFree monitoring is on.

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(v2.4.0) - RECORD PERSONALS. UGC RingerFree monitoring is on.

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15 MINUTES LEFT

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15 MINUTES LEFT

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(v2.4.0) - RECORD PERSONALS. UGC RingerFree monitoring is on.

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(v2.4.0) - RECORD PERSONALS. UGC RingerFree monitoring is on.

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lol @ me

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10 MINUTES LEFT!

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10 MINUTES LEFT!

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ROFL

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XFD

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im too high for this shit

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Moo

play of the week

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lol

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(v2.4.0) - RECORD PERSONALS. UGC RingerFree monitoring is on.

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(v2.4.0) - RECORD PERSONALS. UGC RingerFree monitoring is on.

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omfg

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rofl

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5:46

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dont even try it

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beeyotch

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mm1 is not acceptable.

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5 MINUTES LEFT!!

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5 MINUTES LEFT!!

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ROFL

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(v2.4.0) - RECORD PERSONALS. UGC RingerFree monitoring is on.

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(v2.4.0) - RECORD PERSONALS. UGC RingerFree monitoring is on.

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[Health] -2364 [Armor] 0

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UNDER 1 MINUTE LEFT!!!

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UNDER 1 MINUTE LEFT!!!

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