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All Communications (MM1, MM2 & Server Text):
 Time Type Team Player Text
 -0:00:52 Team blue Doug (Team) <-- Lightning fast and weak as hell
 -0:00:52 Team blue Doug (Team) I'm off like a prom dress
 -0:00:02 MM1 SPECTATOR botch is pijachus enr
 0:00:00    ------------------------ START OF ROUND ------------------------
 0:00:06 MM1 SPECTATOR botch yes
 0:00:41 Team blue Doug (Team) The Flag has been thrown |11,27|
 0:00:41 Team blue Doug (Team) The Flag has been thrown |-43,5|
 0:01:01 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) karms
 0:01:04 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) sup
 0:01:08 Team blue Doug (Team) I R Medic
 0:01:15 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) how old were u when u lost virginity
 0:01:19 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) wheaties preeptively leaving before we discuss penises
 0:01:23 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) lol!
 0:01:28 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) 16
 0:01:37 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) nice
 0:01:41 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) did he have a big dick gotem
 0:01:42 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) like within two years of quitting tfc and going outside
 0:01:45 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) FUCK
 0:01:57 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) was it with your gf :)
 0:02:15 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) ya at the time
 0:03:05 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) did u jizz in 38 seconds
 0:03:12 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) ya ofc
 0:03:23 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) penis like a nervous rabbit
 0:03:27 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) yea
 0:03:34 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) i lost my virg on my bedroom floor
 0:03:39 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) so mom couldnt hear thrusting
 0:03:42 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) LOL
 0:03:50 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) classic teenage machinations
 0:03:51 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) i couldnt rly get it all the way in
 0:03:59 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) i didnt know how to part the labia correctly
 0:04:06 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) it was like 1/3 of the way in
 0:04:15 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) then i sadly jizzed in a condom
 0:04:43 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) its ironic cos ud think practicing safe sex is a good thing
 0:04:52 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) but the worst sex possible is teenage condom sex
 0:04:53 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) its not
 0:04:55 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) yes
 0:05:02 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) condoms are fucking
 0:05:05 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) an atrocity
 0:05:07 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) like ur at ur least functional
 0:05:18 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) if i was emperor id outlaw condoms
 0:05:31 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) if u get aids u get aids
 0:05:38 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) i had a friend whos philosophy was to pull out and if a girl got pregnant anyways hed
 0:05:42 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) hed pay for the abortion
 0:05:45 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) lol
 0:05:47 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) that dude was nuts
 0:05:55 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) pulling out is even worse imo
 0:05:57 Team blue Doug (Team) The Flag has been thrown |44,62|
 0:05:58 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) such a waste
 0:06:12 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) u put forth all that effort to just jerk off
 0:06:14 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) horrid
 0:06:20 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) i think it was how he convinced himself he wasn't at extreme risk of impregnating som
 0:06:25 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) someone
 0:06:32 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) ya
 0:06:44 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) like he preferred that over just wearing a rubber with girls
 0:06:46 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) dude was nuts
 0:06:49 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) lol
 0:06:58 Team blue Doug (Team) The Flag has been thrown |0,0|
 0:06:58 Team blue Doug (Team) The Flag has been thrown |0,0|
 0:06:58 Team blue Doug (Team) The Flag has been thrown |0,0|
 0:07:09 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) what u do is
 0:07:14 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) bring a broad over
 0:07:24 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) you have a gynecologists chair
 0:07:28 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) and a blacklight
 0:07:30 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) inspect
 0:07:37 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) u jizz deep inside
 0:07:43 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) then after you dispense plan B
 0:07:50 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) perfect encounter
 0:08:03 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) give them plan b and a glass of oj when you wake up the next day
 0:08:08 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) yes
 0:08:08 Team blue Doug (Team) The Flag has been thrown |25,34|
 0:08:10 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) and just leave your own apartment till they fuck off
 0:08:13 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) hide in ur car till they leave
 0:08:19 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) i call that the reverse roofie
 0:08:22 Team blue Doug (Team) The Flag has been thrown |57,54|
 0:08:25 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) plan B dissolved in OJ
 0:08:42 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) one time i drank like 5 glasses of wine
 0:08:46 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) and the girl was like
 0:08:52 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) i dont have a condom
 0:08:57 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) and she seduced me
 0:09:05 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) and next day i was freaking out
 0:09:06 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) did u get burnt
 0:09:12 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) i literally like
 0:09:19 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) halfway forced her to plan B
 0:09:24 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) i was like u raped me
 0:09:29 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) technically true
 0:09:34 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) coercion is a type of rape
 0:09:38 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) it sucked cuz like
 0:09:41 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) as i jizzed
 0:09:48 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) part of my mind was like "dont do this"
 0:09:49 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) you felt your mind bend
 0:09:52 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) as you came back to reality
 0:09:53 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) yeah
 0:09:54 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) so i stopped thrusting
 0:09:56 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) post nut clarity
 0:09:59 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) so id idnt even jizz that hard
 0:10:04 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) it was like a sad jizz
 0:10:09 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) wasnt even worth
 0:10:14 Team blue Doug (Team) The Flag has been thrown |75,100|
 0:10:17 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) ya you gotta like just jizz hard then force the plan b on them
 0:10:21 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) think of it all positively
 0:10:25 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) ya i shouldve just jizzed super hard
 0:10:28 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) but i backed off
 0:10:33 Team blue Doug (Team) <-- Lightning fast and weak as hell
 0:10:33 Team blue Doug (Team) I'm off like a prom dress
 0:10:34 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) somehjow that saved me
 0:10:38 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) 2ml of jizz didnt come out
 0:10:43 Team blue Doug (Team) The Flag has been thrown |20,34|
 0:10:43 Team blue Doug (Team) The Flag has been thrown |1,27|
 0:10:45 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) u ever read the accounts of charlie sheen giving hookers aids?
 0:10:49 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) you need that level of confidence
 0:10:50 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) yeah lol
 0:10:53 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) what a rascal
 0:10:56 Team blue Doug (Team) I R Medic
 0:11:07 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) im being NOBLE right now giving you this plan b miss
 0:11:10 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) charlie sheen had such a good run
 0:11:15 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) in the early 2000s
 0:11:32 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) turned on him tho
 0:11:33 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) i bet he knows so much weird shit about life
 0:11:36 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) people wont get
 0:11:36 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) ya
 0:11:49 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) he has a PhD in drugs and fucking
 0:11:54 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) like i bet he can just look at a person and know how much money he needs to fuck thei
 0:11:58 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) lol
 0:11:59 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) their mouth
 0:12:02 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) lol
 0:12:16 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) he would walk the sunset strip
 0:12:19 Team blue Doug (Team) The Flag has been thrown |61,79|
 0:12:20 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) and eye a broad
 0:12:26 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) and partition off the perfect amount of coke
 0:12:29 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) to jizz inside
 0:12:42 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) ya thats the thing is you need drugs for that kind of bad idea sex
 0:12:49 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) so you can power through your own conscience
 0:12:53 Team blue Doug (Team) The Flag has been thrown |-45,0|
 0:12:54 Team blue Doug (Team) The Flag has been thrown |-45,0|
 0:12:56 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) thing about sheen was like
 0:13:00 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) like who cares if she gets pregnant nnnNHNNNNnNGG
 0:13:01 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) he was OBSESSED with cumming
 0:13:05 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) took over his life
 0:13:12 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) honestly i get it dude
 0:13:15 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) ya
 0:13:22 Team blue Doug (Team) The Flag has been thrown |16,18|
 0:13:23 Team blue Doug (Team) The Flag has been thrown |5,3|
 0:13:38 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) did u see his tiger blood interview
 0:13:40 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) whenever someone has to go to sex rehab or OD's im just like
 0:13:41 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) damn
 0:13:43 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) i can relate
 0:13:46 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) lol
 0:13:47 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) ya of course
 0:13:49 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) i love that interview
 0:13:52 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) same
 0:13:55 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) hes no another planet
 0:14:00 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) residual cokebrain
 0:14:06 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) fucking love it
 0:14:10 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) you know how hippies have acid flashbacks?
 0:14:13 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) i bet he has coke flashbacks
 0:14:14 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) yea
 0:14:24 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) i saw an interview w/ him recently
 0:14:28 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) hes like sober, or he was
 0:14:30 Team SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts (Team) like he'll just see a pair of titties he likes and he's high again
 0:14:33 Team SPECTATOR botch (Team) lol
 0:14:57 MM1 SPECTATOR botch blue was having trouble capturing this half
 0:15:00    ------------------------ END OF ROUND ------------------------
 0:15:02 MM1 SPECTATOR botch great half u guys, rly top notch tfc
 0:15:02 MM1 SPECTATOR karms, an exhibition in 2 parts i agree




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