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I'm playing as => SCOUT, most pointless class in the world, except sniper and maybe pyro

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I'm playing as >> SOLDIER

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[Soldier] - Reporting in

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slimz get on rw now

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[Soldier]

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Playing as SOLDIER

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shall i d on this too?

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trigger engy

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k wots passy back in serve

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uktfcl

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uktfcl

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1 min

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pass for server = uktfcl

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*Medic PoWaH*

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trigger....u engy...switch to def rw please

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brb

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BT is sick

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just look at the ping

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i blame that on dan's cable

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he owns that spot :/

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ill reconnect

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doe..u offy

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jsut continue , im no use on such a ping anyway

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join offy rw

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brb then

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dont put him in def unless needed for dodgy conn :/

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with*

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fras top, me bot, slimz lift, trigger engy

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>D< Affirmative/Responding

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uyus

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[DEF] - Affirmative {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Affirmative {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Affirmative {H:100|A:100}

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cool

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bit muffly m8

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yer

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I stepped on me mic

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better

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I tI get 1 2morrow :E

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[Def] At my position guarding!

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wanat a desp on flag?

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[DEF] - Affirmative {H:100|A:100}

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def needs prac :)

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duuur

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lol

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i deaded meself

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<-> I will next respawn as >> Scout

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------------------------ START OF ROUND ------------------------

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[Scout]

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Playing as MEDIC

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[Medic]

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*D* I am in position

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I'm playing as => MEDIC, and i'll try not to conc my own team the whole time

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*D* Our flag: still in flag room

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*D* Our flag: still in flag room

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:200}

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<D> Flag outgoing >> Spiral

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:200}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:200}

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[DEF] - Affirmative {H:100|A:200}

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it is

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:-2|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-2|A:0}

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sg down D:

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<D> Flag outgoing >> Lift

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<A> Route clear <> Lift

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:47|A:5}

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:47|A:5}

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:47|A:5}

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:47|A:5}

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sg down

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:-13|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-13|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-13|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-13|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-13|A:0}

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I'm playing as => SOLJA and I respawn hug like a mofo

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*D* Our flag: Basement

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*D* Our flag: Basement

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*D* Our flag: Mid Spiral

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*D* Our flag: Mid Spiral

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*Medic PoWaH*

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dispenser blown

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this is fuckin pathetic i cant play on this.

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try...

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*D* Our flag: Top Spiral

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*D* Our flag: Top Spiral

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i will

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:-64|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-64|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-64|A:0}

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i cant move. i need to reconnect

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sg down

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sg up

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<A> Sentry gun destroyed! [H25/A0]

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bot sp/basemtn

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:-72|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-72|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-72|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-72|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-72|A:0}

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<A> Flag is clear - Cap soon [H29/A18]

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MEDIC

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MEDIC

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SOLDIER REPORTING

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duck at

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Sir,Yes Sir!

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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2nd map?

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Acknowledged. [100H 200A]

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Flag at BOTTOM of SPIRAL

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Flag at BOTTOM of SPIRAL

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offence ~ flag > spiral

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offence ~ flag > spiral

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=[OFF]= Capping Enemy Flag - Move In!

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=[OFF]= Capping Enemy Flag - Move In!

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bridge

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:-4|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-4|A:0}

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<A> Route clear <> Lift

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:48|A:8}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-13|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-13|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-13|A:0}

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<A> I'm right behind you [TPC]Duckeh [H90/A100]

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Sir,Yes Sir!

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INCOMING NME VIA SPIRAL/STAIRS

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soz

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<A> Route clear <> Spiral

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[Def] Incoming � Lift!

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I'm playing as => MEDIC, and i'll try not to conc my own team the whole time

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:-88|A:0}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:-88|A:0}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:-88|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-88|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-88|A:0}

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Sentry Gun(s) down GO GO GO!

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Sentry Gun(s) down GO GO GO!

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Sentry Gun(s) down GO GO GO!

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Sir,Yes Sir!

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=[OFF]= Capping Enemy Flag - Move In!

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[OFF] Where is the enemy Flag/Key?

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sg down

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:48|A:5}

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dispenser blown

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:-90|A:0}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:-90|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-90|A:0}

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<A> Flag is clear - Cap soon [H59/A50]

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offence ~ flag > spiral

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[Def] My Position � Flagroom!

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[Def] My Position � Flagroom!

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[Off] My Position � Flagroom!

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[Off] My Position � Flagroom!

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<A> Flag has been thrown intentionally! Someone go pick it up! [H8/A0]

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i deaded meself

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offence ~ flag > spiral

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offence ~ flag > spiral

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ffs water

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[Off] My Position � Flagroom!

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[Off] My Position � Flagroom!

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[Off] My Position � Flagroom!

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[Off] My Position � Flagroom!

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[Off] My Position � Control Center!

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I have enemy flag/key

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:51|A:17}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:51|A:17}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-3|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-3|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-3|A:0}

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spirla

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I'm playing as => SOLJA and I respawn hug like a mofo

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bot spi

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=[OFF]= Capping Enemy Flag - Move In!

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=[OFF]= Capping Enemy Flag - Move In!

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50 in basement D:

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Acknowledged. [94H 182A]

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mid

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Where is the flag/key???

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MEDIC REPORTING

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Flag at TOP of SPIRAL

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[Off] Enemy Flag � Respawn!

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-38|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-38|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-38|A:0}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:-38|A:0}

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=[OFF]= Capping Enemy Flag - Move In!

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:62|A:65}

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soz for delay

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fuck

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soz :)

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I am out position!!

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[Off] Enemy Sentry � Flagroom!

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[Off] Enemy Sentry � Flagroom!

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[Off] Enemy Sentry � Basement!

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usla spot

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<A> Route clear <> Lift

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:33|A:0}

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:33|A:0}

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:33|A:0}

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offence ~ flag > spiral

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offence ~ flag > spiral

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:33|A:0}

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:33|A:0}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:18|A:0}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:18|A:0}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:18|A:0}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:18|A:0}

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SOLDIER REPORTING

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I am out position!!

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I am out position!!

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I am out position!!

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[Def] Defend Area! � Basement!

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>D< Incoming enemy -> SPIRAL

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>D< Incoming enemy -> SPIRAL

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>D< Incoming enemy -> SPIRAL

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rice in fr waiting

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:200}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:200}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:200}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:200}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:200}

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i deaded meself

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I am out position!!

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[Off] Enemy Flag � Left corridor to Flagroom!

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[Off] Enemy Flag � Left corridor to Flagroom!

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FFS

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sh down

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dispenser blown

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FLAG is gone, Cap imminent, Defence Regroup

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FLAG is gone, Cap imminent, Defence Regroup

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>D< I am out of position, possible incoming. COVER ME

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>D< Incoming enemy -> SPIRAL

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>D< Incoming enemy -> SPIRAL

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>D< Incoming enemy -> SPIRAL

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:50|A:92}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:50|A:92}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:50|A:92}

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shh duck

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shutup

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stfu PLZ

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FFS DUCK

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FFS you

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speaka da anglais

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>D< Incoming enemy -> SPIRAL

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>D< Incoming enemy -> SPIRAL

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>D< Incoming enemy -> SPIRAL

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u werent there

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dont give fuck

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:47|A:11}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:33|A:11}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:33|A:11}

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you dont say stuff liek that

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back

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someone idle

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i deaded meself

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-1|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-1|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-1|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-1|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-1|A:0}

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*D* I am in position

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*D* I am in position

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*D* I am in position

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MEDIC REPORTING

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lol

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timo att

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Acknowledged. [100H 200A]

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Flag in BASEMENT

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:100|A:200}

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lioft beware s

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soz

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he aint coming back

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i might asewell go

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got homework and study

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bye

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>D< Incoming enemy -> SPIRAL

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>D< Incoming enemy -> SPIRAL

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<A> I've got the flag/key! [H90/A50]

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err

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<A> Sentry gun destroyed! [H90/A50]

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my bun aches :/

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bum

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<A> I'm attacking >> Spiral

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<A> I'm right behind you [TPC]t!mo [H88/A100]

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<A> Flag has been thrown intentionally! Someone go pick it up! [H0/A0]

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bot

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<A> Flag has been thrown intentionally! Someone go pick it up! [H66/A66]

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sgh down

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dispenser blown

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*D* Our flag: Bottom Spiral

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*D* Our flag: Bottom Spiral

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*D* Our flag: Mid Spiral

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*D* Our flag: Mid Spiral

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*D* Our flag: Mid Spiral

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*D* Our flag: Mid Spiral

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<A> Flag has been thrown intentionally! Someone go pick it up! [H0/A0]

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top

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dispenser blown

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Thank you [TPC]MrG !

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<A> Sentry gun destroyed! [H-61/A0]

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*D* I am in position

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:99|A:200}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:99|A:200}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:99|A:200}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:99|A:200}

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dispenser blown

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dispenser blown

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*D* Our flag: still in flag room

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*D* Our flag: still in flag room

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[DEF] - Affirmative {H:73|A:168}

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/me laughs at mrGs ownage :P

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lol

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can i tk u mrg :E

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:60|A:59}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:46|A:59}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / resupplying - cover meh {H:46|A:59}

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