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I am now playing SCOUT!

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[Soldier] - Reporting in

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dummmmm

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[Off] Affirmative! [75/25]

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Playing as SCOUT

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[Soldier]

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pff

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Playing Soldier [Defence]

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[LoG]Chumba

j... that really is the most annoying sound i've ever heard

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lol

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wrong team fo

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wrong team

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I'm playing as => SCOUT, most pointless class in the world, except sniper and maybe pyro

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fs my ping sucked last couple of days

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mrg cant get in :o

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omg im 56k

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isnt this a 16 player server now

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what's g say

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heer he is

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is my mic still borked

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pfft

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aye ;p

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NO MORE MIC

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Resupplying / Dead - Expect Incoming from my pos

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Playing as Engy

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[DEF] ~ Incoming via SPIRAL!

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no rw mic

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[DEF] ~ Incoming via ELEVATOR!

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[DEF] ~ Flag escaping via SPIRAL!

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i shall listen like the hawk

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been having probs with my sound all day

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nay an owl

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so can only hear you

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pardon? :)

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me havin probs we me connection :/

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slimz if you got ping probs make sure you use those nail grens ;)

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def speak pls :D

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pfft adsl sux

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aye

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who is going heavy att?

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gay copper wiring

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noi i r cable

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their eng is lagging :p

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!!?

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i got 56k ping today

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[Spy] !*!*! Hold your fire - I am a friendly spy calling for medic !*!*!

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me ? syd :)

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timo you go heavy att?

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phoo

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wish my 56k ping was like that

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i dont mind

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will do either

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need 1 tho

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expensive 56k ping :p

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see what happens

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k m8

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Lift

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i deaded meself

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ill do me best

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leave grens @ top !!!!

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------------------------ START OF ROUND ------------------------

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Playing as MEDIC

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<D> Enemy past my position [H100/A100]

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bment

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I am now playing MEDIC!

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*D* I'm coming down the LIFT (fetch a bucket) :o/

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*D* I'm coming down the LIFT (fetch a bucket) :o/

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Flag in Corridor Nearest SPIRAL

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I'm playing as => SOLJA and I respawn hug like a mofo

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<D> I'm in position. [H100/A200]

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THE SPIRAL IS CLEAR GO GO GO!

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THE SPIRAL IS CLEAR GO GO GO!

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sg short

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<D> Enemy past my position [H100/A100]

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<D> Enemy past my position [H100/A100]

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ghrr!

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:9|A:40}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:9|A:40}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:9|A:40}

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infected

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THE SPIRAL IS CLEAR GO GO GO!

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THE SPIRAL IS CLEAR GO GO GO!

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THE SPIRAL IS CLEAR GO GO GO!

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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[DEF] - Going to ressup [cover meh]

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[DEF] - Going to ressup [cover meh]

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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sg weak

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grens fs

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<D> Enemy past my position [H100/A100]

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<D> Enemy past my position [H100/A100]

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fucking grens fffs

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fuck

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I'm INFECTED - need a medic NOW! - health : 13 - armour : 0

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H100/A100]

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H100/A100]

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fs cannot conc

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nor me

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[Off] Enemy Sentry destroyed!! Move in! [-8/0]

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[Off] Enemy Sentry destroyed!! Move in! [-8/0]

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THE SPIRAL IS CLEAR GO GO GO!

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[DEF] - Going to ressup [cover meh]

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[DEF] - Going to ressup [cover meh]

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I have enemy flag/key. [30H 0A]

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Flag still in Flag Room

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<D> Enemy past my position [H100/A100]

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<D> Enemy past my position [H100/A100]

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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mid

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medic/engineer - i need your assistance [-7/0]

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Where is the flag/key???

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fuck sake

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Acknowledged. [100H 200A]

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:56|A:200}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:81|A:200}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:81|A:200}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:81|A:200}

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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<D> Incoming >> Lift

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<D> Incoming >> Lift

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<D> Incoming >> Lift

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:100|A:200}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:100|A:200}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:100|A:200}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:100|A:200}

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<D> Incoming >> Lift

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H100/A100]

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H100/A100]

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H100/A100]

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H100/A100]

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same

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[Off] Enemy Sentry destroyed!! Move in! [90/50]

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GAS GAS GAS / Flag Capture Soon

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GAS GAS GAS / Flag Capture Soon

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GAS GAS GAS / Flag Capture Soon

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Flag still in Flag Room

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:6|A:9}

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sg center fr

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:46|A:10}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:46|A:10}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:46|A:10}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:46|A:10}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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<D> Incoming >> Lift

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<D> Incoming >> Lift

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[Solly] Ignore last message!

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[Solly] Ignore last message!

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H-36/A0]

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H-36/A0]

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H-36/A0]

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H-36/A0]

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[Off] Where is the enemy flag?? [77/100]

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offence ~ flag > spiral

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offence ~ flag > spiral

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nr top

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[Off] Flag / Key Thrown! [65/67]

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out

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<D> Multiple incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Multiple incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Multiple incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Multiple incoming >> Spiral

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quick im fr

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Capping in about 5secs or so!!!!

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Incoming Medic

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via Lift

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[Off] Will capture the flag soon. Head for the flagroom! [90/67]

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rah

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<D> Incoming >> Lift

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THE SPIRAL IS CLEAR GO GO GO!

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sg fr centerish

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<-> I need a medic and/or engineer! [H27/A43]

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<-> I need a medic and/or engineer! [H27/A43]

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<-> I need a medic and/or engineer! [H27/A43]

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<-> I need a medic and/or engineer! [H19/A43]

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<-> I need a medic and/or engineer! [H19/A43]

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[Soldier] Ta mate :-)

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THE SPIRAL IS CLEAR GO GO GO!

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:100|A:100}

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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*D* Our flag: Mid Spiral

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*D* Our flag: Mid Spiral

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*D* Please drop ammo for Engy

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*D* Please drop ammo for Engy

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Sentry Gun(s) down GO GO GO!

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Sentry Gun(s) down GO GO GO!

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*D* Our flag: Mid Spiral

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*D* Our flag: Mid Spiral

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*D* Our flag: Mid Spiral

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*D* Please drop ammo for Engy

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*D* Please drop ammo for Engy

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ghrateeew

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[Off] Where is the enemy flag?? [79/100]

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<-> I need a medic and/or engineer! [H47/A26]

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<-> I need a medic and/or engineer! [H47/A26]

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under grate

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[Soldier] Ta mate :-)

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Capping in about 5secs or so!!!!

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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THE SPIRAL IS CLEAR GO GO GO!

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THE SPIRAL IS CLEAR GO GO GO!

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<D> Multiple incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Multiple incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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Incoming Soldier

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via Lift

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Ignore last message

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fr towards long

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:4|A:0}

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:4|A:0}

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:4|A:0}

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:4|A:0}

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:4|A:0}

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:4|A:0}

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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toplift

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tsp

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*D* Please drop ammo for Engy

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*D* Please drop ammo for Engy

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[DEF] - Going to ressup [cover meh]

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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sorry slimz

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fuck

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<D> Incoming >> Lift

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THE SPIRAL IS CLEAR GO GO GO!

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THE SPIRAL IS CLEAR GO GO GO!

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[Off] Flag / Key Thrown! [34/18]

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out

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touch its out of tsp

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<D> Incoming >> Lift

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Capping in about 5secs or so!!!!

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<D> Incoming >> Lift

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bment

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<D> Incoming >> Lift

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<D> Multiple incoming >> Lift

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H100/A100]

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H100/A100]

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:-63|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-63|A:0}

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nr top

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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pld rice

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medic/engineer - i need your assistance [32/1]

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medic/engineer - i need your assistance [32/1]

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[Off] Affirmative! [80/100]

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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flukey cunts

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that rocked

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THE SPIRAL IS CLEAR GO GO GO!

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THE SPIRAL IS CLEAR GO GO GO!

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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nooo

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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offence ~ flag > spiral

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offence ~ flag > spiral

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:34|A:2}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:34|A:2}

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Flag at TOP of SPIRAL

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*D* Acknowledged

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same

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bah

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sorry

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sg on it

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H100/A100]

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H100/A100]

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H100/A100]

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lol

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[Off] Enemy Sentry destroyed!! Move in! [90/50]

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infected

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:0|A:46}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:0|A:46}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:0|A:46}

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:100|A:200}

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Incoming Medic

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via Spiral

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me din fr

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offence ~ flag > spiral

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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[Off] Flag / Key Thrown! [34/17]

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:87|A:149}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:87|A:149}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:87|A:149}

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I have enemy flag/key. [69H 79A]

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Capping in about 5secs or so!!!!

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*D* Our flag: Long Corridor

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*D* Our flag: Long Corridor

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[DEF] - Affirmative {H:96|A:191}

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THE SPIRAL IS CLEAR GO GO GO!

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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ffs

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:-35|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-35|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-35|A:0}

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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fuck

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Flag at TOP of SPIRAL

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<-> I need a medic and/or engineer! [H51/A20]

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<-> I need a medic and/or engineer! [H51/A70]

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<-> I need a medic and/or engineer! [H51/A70]

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[Soldier] Ta mate :-)

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THE BASEMENT IS EMPTY GO GO GO!

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THE BASEMENT IS EMPTY GO GO GO!

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[Off] Will capture the flag soon. Head for the flagroom! [89/96]

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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top

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:100|A:100}

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*D* Our Flag leaving via Spiral

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I have enemy flag/key. [35H 6A]

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Flag at TOP of SPIRAL

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[DEF] - Where is our flag {h:85|A:46}

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*D* Our flag: Long Corridor

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*D* Our flag: Long Corridor

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Incoming Medic

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via Lift

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:91|A:167}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:91|A:167}

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Multiple incoming >> Spiral

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*D* Our flag: Basement

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*D* Our flag: Basement

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omg

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[DEF] - Going to ressup [cover meh]

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[Off] Enemy Sentry destroyed!! Move in! [-8/0]

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[Off] Enemy Sentry destroyed!! Move in! [-8/0]

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uuber sg

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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*D* Our Flag leaving via Spiral

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*D* Our Flag leaving via Spiral

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*D* Our Flag leaving via Spiral

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<D> Multiple incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Multiple incoming >> Spiral

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*D* Our flag: Bottom Spiral

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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<D> Incoming >> Lift

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Flag in MIDDLE of SPIRAL

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Flag in BASEMENT

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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in clifty

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:200}

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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*D* I'm coming down the SPIRAL (grab your surfboard) :o/

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goo

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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I'm playing as => SCOUT, most pointless class in the world, except sniper and maybe pyro

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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[Soldier] I am infected! Medic required!

0:28:52

[Soldier] I am infected! Medic required!

0:28:53

[Soldier] I am infected! Medic required!

0:28:53

[Soldier] I am infected! Medic required!

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*D* Acknowledged

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H-24/A0]

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H-24/A0]

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tsp down

0:29:27

*D* Our flag: still in flag room

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*D* Our flag: still in flag room

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I am a SPY Disguising as > HWGUY! [89/92]

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rofl vin

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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<D> Incoming >> Spiral

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