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I am now playing DEMOMAN!

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[Soldier] - Reporting in

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wp vin

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WARNING! Setting Detpack... Explosion in 5 seconds [90/50]!

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[Soldier]

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wp everyone :)

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good attacking

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gay i died fuckloads

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Playing as Engy

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mrg what rw shall i go on

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change of colours :/

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kept a cleansheet innit ;p

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all on def rw please

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pff

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def rw everyone

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brb cleaning mnouse

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just occured to me

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i cant speak

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Playing as SPY

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gah bum colour

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o0oo gg wel lplayed attack

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where me and can someone take me thjere plzz

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excellent play by def

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pld all ;p

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lol

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yer gg

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slimz nearest side cappoinyt

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i think

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who wants which points as sol?

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I am now playing DEMOMAN!

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[Off] Negative [90/50]

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[Off] Negative [90/50]

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I'm playing as => SCOUT, most pointless class in the world, except sniper and maybe pyro

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just take me to one

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follow me at start

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on phone :(

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im 3

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i get shit fps on this

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who else is doing 3 with me

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u want indoor one then doe

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dno

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who are cappers?

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me=run ok?

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vin, rice, tim

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syd/ricey/timo

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runners

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i hate running :P

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apollo/doe 3

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u cun solly if you wan :p

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rat/slimz 2

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no no

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i'll dooo 3

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with me the spammeister

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muhu

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i'll jus spam :p

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k take me ther

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whos 2

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scouts know about suiciding after cap aye? :P

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me slimz

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tk !

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whos 1

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server a bit laggy last map for anyone else?

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follow me slimz at start

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ermm yeah

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ok for me

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at the beginning aye vin

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i usally got 50 ping

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i just couldn't conc

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lol

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so i blame the server

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pftt i usually get 190 !

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lmao

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if u go past 1 or (5) keep your pack for me

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best way to conc on this is backwards and lob conc

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hh concs get u nowhere

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kk i will

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yus i agree doe

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where you get flags from on this

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good man

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lol

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resup\

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rof

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i want lots of spammy binds when we need a cp point plz!

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lol

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Spanks Guvnor [90/50]

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ROGER ROGER THAT SIR!

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[Off] Oi you , ya fat bast kill me please! [90/50]

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ROGER ROGER THAT SIR!

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[Solly] Acknowledged / Assisting

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[Solly] Acknowledged / Assisting

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[Solly] Acknowledged / Assisting

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[Solly] On my way

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[Solly] Acknowledged / Assisting

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Home point in DANGER

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Home point in DANGER

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Home point in DANGER

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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gooo

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[DEF] - {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Enemy Incoming Via Lift {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Enemy Incoming Via Spiral {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Where is our flag {h:100|A:100}

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omg bleeding nose

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[DEF] - Beware there are m0nglers in/on there way in to the FR {H:100|A:100}

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pause :)

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slacker ratty

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tut

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omg

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riceys ping :P

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gay

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i deaded meself

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------------------------ START OF ROUND ------------------------

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Playing Soldier

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Playing as MEDIC

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*D* Please drop ammo for Engy

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me here]

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*D* Please drop ammo for Engy

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321

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I'm playing as => MEDIC, and i'll try not to conc my own team the whole time

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321

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I am now playing SOLDIER!

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fuck sake

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I am now playing SOLDIER!

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111

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4 sols at 3 fucking hell

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soz app

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I need a Medic / Engineer [52/35]

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hate thuis :p

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grr

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u hear me?

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uyes

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shout for me to att points

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rfs

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get one to 2

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2 clear

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nme at home

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I need a Medic / Engineer [61/0]

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Home point in DANGER

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[Off] Negative [100/50]

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soz

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*D* Please drop ammo for Engy

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:72|A:50}

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:72|A:50}

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:72|A:50}

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321

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<D> I'm out of position! Dead/Resupplying [H100/A100]

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:-9|A:0}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:-9|A:0}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:-9|A:0}

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medic/engineer - i need your assistance [65/57]

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-9|A:0}

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3 clear

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medic/engineer - i need your assistance [65/57]

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-9|A:0}

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[Flag-running] ~ I am heading to COMMAND POINT 4!

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[Flag-running] ~ I am heading to COMMAND POINT 4!

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[Flag-running] ~ I am heading to COMMAND POINT 4!

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Playing Soldier

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 4!

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 4!

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fuck

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 4!

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 4!

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I am need of a medic/engy. [39H 5A]

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I am need of a medic/engy. [41H 5A]

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I am need of a medic/engy. [41H 5A]

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I am need of a medic/engy. [41H 5A]

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I am need of a medic/engy. [41H 5A]

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2 clear

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:66|A:35}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:-12|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-12|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-12|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-12|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-12|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-12|A:0}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-12|A:0}

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3 clear

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3 clear

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more talk peeps

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:100|A:200}

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4 clear

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3 clear

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321

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:100|A:100}

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they have demo at 1

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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nto sg

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*D* Please drop ammo for Engy

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111

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rpofl

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111

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*D* Acknowledged

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going to try and get 1

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a lot

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:-60|A:0}

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sorry

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:-60|A:0}

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Acknowledged. [90H 100A]

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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I need a Medic / Engineer [59/91]

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111

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 3!

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 3!

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ROGER ROGER THAT SIR!

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 4!

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need 4 still

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 4!

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 3!

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 4!

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 4!

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*D* Acknowledged

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:100|A:100}

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[DEF] - Incoming from my position {H:100|A:100}

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woot :p

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woot

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yes!!!!

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[Solly] On my way

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[Solly] On my way

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[Solly] On my way

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[Solly] On my way

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mememee!

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i got 1 !! :P

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hehe

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:100|A:100}

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234

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gah

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omg

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gay

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341

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:3|A:0}

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:3|A:0}

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[DEF] - Medic/Engy Needed!! {H:3|A:0}

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4321

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!!!!

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slimz heatlth behind crates

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I need a Medic / Engineer [70/90]

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medic/engineer - i need your assistance [50/30]

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go 2

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[DEF] - Affirmative {H:100|A:200}

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medic/engineer - i need your assistance [54/30]

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421

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 4!

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 4!

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 4!

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 4!

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 4!

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:-25|A:0}

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:-25|A:0}

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1111

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333

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at 1 no defence

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ROGER ROGER THAT SIR!

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shit

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fuck

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I am now playing DEMOMAN!

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dead grens sorry :/

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go hwg appo

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k when ded

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tum tee tum

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:92|A:72}

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1 unprotected

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I am now playing HWGUY!

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still

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321

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omg

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grr

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:pa

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jesus christ

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me again :p

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woopooo

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I am now playing DEMOMAN!

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someone go runner

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flag to 1

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go vin

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5 rather :/

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lol

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ta timo

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someone go runner or swap with me

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me idle

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why we got 2 already ;p

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so ricey play

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[DEF] - I'm Dead / my possition is open {H:-118|A:0}

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 4!

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I'll idle boys

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change name ;o

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just waiting for an ack ;p

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me idle

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I am now playing DEMOMAN!

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u point 4?

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fs hl crashed

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someone

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slimz

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slimz

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Flag needed at COMMAND POINT 4!

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thye got 6

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sort it guys

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[Off] Oi you , ya fat bast kill me please! [90/120]

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