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I am the lifter that is koppo!!1 no wait, im just a crappy lpb solly :|"

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[Spy] Don't shoot me boyz!

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Playing as a SPY!

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i prefe rofy

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tis kewl

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so we using a new plan yus?

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omg only joking :P

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right

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2 sollies on 2 aand 4 plz!

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nips and goose do the right

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can i solja >:E

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if ice lagging bad lemmie play :E

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RAH

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turning off voice to get some of my loss back

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rum and ice do the left

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keft?

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left?

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shall i spec?

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number 2 i fink it will be

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cap 4 /2 far left

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2 or 4, forgotten which is which side

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rum ice the left one

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lol

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goose, nips the right

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i'll be a flag runner ye?

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me solly?

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carn, goks and fc scouts!

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yea goose

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yus guv

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gah boredom duty

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teh uber concers!

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mozza make demo?

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:( cant i rum around as a engy? :(

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ohh yay :p

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bet you im the only person who sticks to it :o

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no coz then ill have to solly

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hehe i see your point ;)

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now liosten

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who solja? mozza?

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ill go to closest cp stright away

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i r teh spec

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wit flag

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um mute every1

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now def, if they have no def at your cp

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tell me

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and i move 1 of u

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who helping me at right side?

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every1 know what to do?

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aye i do

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aye

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just goto 2 and def it?

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sort of

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me at cp2?

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u with me on 2 goose

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the one on the right goose

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>:E

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k thats 2 btw ;)

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rum and ice in other

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omfg wot cap point is me and rums?

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lol

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ice if lag gets too bad, just shout me :E

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come on lads!111

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mozza spec

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lol

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speccy boy, fook off!11 :E

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rofl

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lets go girls!

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lots of talk

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if we need peeps at cp3 or 5 then i move ya

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so listen to comms

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goose u look over 3 ok? i keep eye on 2, but come back

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err k :)

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u know over boxes

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Here is your chance to frag!!1 i am the easy target that is the scout!

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fubar

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bah

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oh poo

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all offy

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wheres 4?

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far left

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fs :o

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Wait [DA]Rumble U MUPPET Im Behind U! :)

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need hp goose

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Im in position [100 + 200]

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if a soldier is finding it easy coudl they kill some nme's at 3 plz

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[Defence] Incoming From My Position!!!

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[Defence] Incoming From My Position!!!

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[Defence] Incoming From My Position!!!

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[Defence] Incoming From My Position!!!

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On my way

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[Team] 100 Health + 0 Armour

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On my way

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[Defence] Incoming From My Position!!!

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[Defence] Incoming From My Position!!!

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help

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soz

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agj

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[OFF] Nme Sentry Gun Down!!!! GO m0f0s!!!!

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ffs scout

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why take grens?

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scouts dont take grens please

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On my way

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ffs

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[SOLDIER] - Flag Dropped [-17|13]

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[Defence] Incoming From My Position!!!

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[Defence] Incoming From My Position!!!

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[Defence] Incoming From My Position!!!

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[OFF] Nme Sentry Gun Down!!!! GO m0f0s!!!!

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why we got no def at 4?

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On my way

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[Defence] Incoming From My Position!!!

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[Defence] Incoming From My Position!!!

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they just picking us off ffs

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yes

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now fs

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solly out side our base ffs

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err 2 scouts?

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carn scout!

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i gt gnow, get Mozza

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ffs

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erm help at 4 plz

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Wait [DA]Rumble U MUPPET Im Behind U! :)

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me 1?

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soz

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get the demo

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ffs demo at fucking 2 fuckign kil him

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can't kill him + 2soljas and ng

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they have got flag

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gg :/

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push up

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we tried that and they got all 5 ffs

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spam there base with demo

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goin demo

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iceget there scouts

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[Team] OK - Acknowledged

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can i go sniper? ;P

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fs why didnt u stick with def we planned

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